Shed your tears for Sarah and Todd right here

Yes, they do, but no one deserves suckage more than these two self-serving conniving assholes.

Meh, who cares? Did they lecture people about how marriage is sacred, and you should never divorce? If not, what’s the big deal?

It’s not like when her daughter was the spokeswoman for abstinance only education and ended up unmarried and pregnant. (for the SECOND time)

It’s all fun and games until the first episode of the moose hunting themed reality dating show to find her new spouse.

I hope not with Bristol!

How’s that lovey cherishy thing workin’ out for ya, Sarah? Ass goblin.

7 people talking about a hypothetical reality show, and no one remembers the oh-so-popular 2010 Sarah Palin’s Alaska? But it was such… so… uh, it was… it was. For one short season, it was.

I keep expecting her to show up on Dancing With the Stars alongside the other washed up celebrities.

The following is a link to one of the songs sung in a Juneau production of The Mikado. It’s I’ve Got a Little List. At about 2:05 there is a Palin reference that makes the audience laugh.

And that cracked me up, in a warped sort of way.

I’d find this amusing if it didn’t involve a special-needs pre-teen who I personally have always believed is their grandchild, the offspring of their son Track and a so-far-unidentified girlfriend.

How did she ever get elected governor of Alaska, anyway?

And politicians; Rick Perry was on a while back.

I was thinking Worst Cooks In America: Celebrity Edition but who knows?

Bristol did Dancing with the stars, didn’t she?

How about “The Apprentice” for Ms Dontcha know?? Someone tweet the orange-fucked retard. Ivanka can host.

I keep imagining her giving him some weird excuse like “only dead fish go with the flow” while trying to justify leaving her marriage before it’s finished.

After Palin’s loss in 2008, Steve Bannon directed a film about her called “The Undefeated”. As both Bannon and Palin have some free time, I eagerly await the release of “The Married”, or perhaps “The Undivorced”.

You know, in the various news coverage I’ve glanced at, and in this thread there’s still one question that occurs to me every time:

Why the fuck should I care?

Circumstance and a pretty face. She had been a member of Governor Murkowski’s administration, but was fired for exposing some shenanigans within her department. She used that to cultivate a “maverick” image and was elected mayor of Wasilla. Murkowski, a 26 year veteran of the U.S. Senate, managed to become one of the least popular governors in the entire country in three short years, mainly because of his arrogance and incompetence. Palin saw opportunity and went after him, parlaying her looks and maverick reputation into a win.

It didn’t take long for that all to go sour, of course. She was a dismal governor and a vindictive bitch to those who she felt had ever wronged her. Her husband set up shop in the administration and began going through personnel records to find dirt on police officers and others. Had McCain done much better vetting on her, all of this would have been revealed, and he would have known what a willfully ignorant person she really is.

That’s harsh, man. I’m okay with hoping Sarah Palin gets, I dunno, cancer or something, but wishing Dustin Diamond on a person is going too far.

Haven’t you heard the term, “Politics makes strange bedfellows”?

This is just the break McCain’s campaign staff has been waiting for.

“Sarah, this is Steve Schmidt Yeah, the guy who made you famous. Y’see, my wife is out of town this weekend and I’m thinking we could get together and talk about old times. Entirely by coincidence I’m in Wasilla and am staying at the Lake Lucille Inn.”