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Damn, it’s too late to get one by Valentine’s Day.
I want one! This is the new fastest way to my heart.
I must have one.
May not be appropriate for children under 37.
I can just hear my old grammer school teacher saying “Mr. Inky, there is no such thing as a “shit bitch”, and in this classroom we use proper punctuation. “Shit” in this case is not a noun or verb, but rather an interjection.”
Shit, bitch you is fine!
or
Shit, bitch. You is fine!
tsk…
Or alternately, “Shit! Bitch, you is fine!”
Hmm. I can hear my Cajun friend from high school saying, “Shit bitch, I bought you Sonic; now put out” because he actually said that. Naturally not to me. From that came a common exclamation among my friends and acquaintences, “shit bitch!” (akin in usage to “hey!” or “golly-gosh!” but also to express dismay or surprise). There was a hand motion that accompanied this exclamation: hands open and spaced about two feet apart with palms facing together, shaking up and down at the wrists. This had significance as well, as anyone knew you were saying “shit bitch” in the company of someone in front of whom you could not actually say the words “shit bitch” but felt obliged to convey the sentiment. When my son was born, my wife wanted me to stop saying it around the house and another friend suggested “poo dog.” My wife still says “shit bitch” occasionally too, because it means something totally different to everyone we know than what it sounds like.
Well, my old English teacher would make it “Shit, bitch, you are fine!”
My old English teacher would have probably made it “Fecal matter, female canine, you are rather attractive!”
Defecate, female dog; you are not coarse.
Wow! Both TroubleAgain and Manduck get gold stars for the day and something nice from the treat jar!
I might add that I am deeply embarrassed that I had to dig into Strunk and Whites “the Elements of Style” to confirm Manducks Positive Form composition.
I will display it proudly next to my gold star for perfect attendance. 