If we’re going to start looking at TV. . .
Hill Street Blahs
Sesame Alley
L.A. Non-Binding Code of Conduct
Malcolm on the Side
Asteroid Trek
The Mezzo Sopranos
Most People Are Okay With Raymond
Presentrama
Home New Coat of Paint
Win Ben Stein’s Loose Change
Saturday Night Taped
The Beverly Midwesterners
20/40 But Okay With Glasses
Opinionated Amy
Brushed Against by an Angel
The Executive Office Building Annex
More TV:
One Guy and This Chick
The Middle-Aged and the Bored
The Decent-Looking Girl and the Not-So-Attractive Guy
Medicore Days
Furry Alien and a Laughtrack
Not So Much Mad About You, But You’re Okay
Parallelogram of Fortune
Seven Isn’t Quite Enough
Botanical E.R.
Friends That You Don’t Have Because You’re Not Pretty Enough
The B-Team
Batman and His “Little Friend”
Partly In the Family
Two’s Company
More TV:
One Guy and This Chick
The Middle-Aged and the Bored
The Decent-Looking Girl and the Not-So-Attractive Guy
Medicore Days
Furry Alien and a Laughtrack
Not So Much Mad About You, But You’re Okay
Parallelogram of Fortune
Seven Isn’t Quite Enough
Botanical E.R.
Friends That You Don’t Have Because You’re Not Pretty Enough
The B-Team
Batman and His “Little Friend”
Partly In the Family
Two’s Company
2009: The Year Nothing Much Happened
The Three and a Half Samurai
Godzilla Vs Some Other Guy In A Rubber Suit
Shrubbery Gump
Attack of the 5-1/2 Foot Woman!
Plan 4 From Outer Space
Approximated Grit
The Black Gelding
Disney’s The Little Barmaid
A Fistful of Quarters
Mission: Unlikely
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Tired
The Seven Minute Itch
Some Like It Tepid
And, upon reflection, alternate titles for some James Bond films:
Pewterfinger
Rhinestones Aren’t Forever
From Russia With Postage Due
Here’s mine for almost all the Bond films except the ones that were hard to think of a “short” title for:
Dr. Perhaps
From Cuba With Love
Bronzefinger
You Only Live Once
On The President’s Secret Service
Cubic Zirconias are Forever
The Man with the Gun Painted Yellow
The Spy Who Tried To Start a Relationship with Me
License to Injure
Today Probably Dies
My Hometown is Pretty Much Enough
Airstrip
Out Of Accrington (or Arkansas)
Alice Never lived Here
Alice's Snackbar
Around The Block In 80 Minutes
The Polyester Club
21st. Street
Thursday the 12th.Tora Tora
Natural Born Bullies
One of the Best Stories Ever Told
I Have a Vague Recollection of Mama
Das Bootie
Bob and Carol and Ted
Days of Partly Cloudy
Batman For a Couple Years
No Time for Corporals
Twosome
God’s Little Hectare
E.T. The Foreigner
A few variations on James Bond:
Dr. Not Yet
Sometimes Say Sometimes Again
The Spy Who Promised He’d Call But Didn’t
Hexapussy
Goldfingernail
On Her Majesty’s Kitchen Staff
License to Bitch-Slap
Hey, Kilt-wearin’ man, I loved “The Little Barmaid”! 
The Lion Chairman
Torah! Torah! Torah! (an overview of Jewish life around Pearl Harbor…)
The Weedwhacker Man
The Slight Off-Kilterness of King George
Hang 'Em Low