pah! on your knees colonials!
I believe that one long gone chinese empress demanded cunnilingus from visiting dignitaries.
Now thats my type of monarch!!
Well thats a pretty vacant comment.
Oh so pretty,oh so pretty VAAyacant!
I’m with you right up to the watch chowder is it a wrist watch?if so which wrist?
Or a pocket watch?
Mind you I was told as a lad that too much genuflecting gave you bad skin and poor eyesight(No wonder i’m having difficulty seeing the keyboard) and that cold showers and lots of sports was the answer.
Now, see, if you’d been born earlier, you and King Olav the Chubby would have gotten along just fine.
Last year sometime there was a debate about why the city of Oslo still has no official statue of the old guy. I pointed out to a proponent of statuehood that the capital city does, in fact, have a statue of the late king within its borders.
“Yeah, but it’s up in Holmenkollen!”
“Yup. Can you think of a better place for it? And he’s wearing an anorak and a ridiculously old-fashioned cap and his dog is running alongside his skis. It’s the best damn tribute to him that I can think of.”
(pause) “Okay, the Holmenkoll statue stays. But I still think we need one downtown.” 
That would be the grandson of the English monarch’s great-grandfather? There is a presidential election coming up shortly in the USA. The Americans should do the same thing that Norway did with Olav’s dad, and elect an English monarch.
That’s the triple cross for the reading of the Gospels.
I don’t care whether it’s the Queen, the Pope, or whoever else, they can get off my fucking phone right now!! :mad:
Yeah, I mean, forget bowing, that’s whole 'nother protocol question right there. Under what circumstances may Americans hang up on the Queen? Does it matter if she called you, or if you called her? Must you let her have the last word? I presume you may not slam down the receiver under any circumstances, or the charming lads of Special Branch will drop by for a little “courtesy refresher course.”
I hate to do it; it’s just that she calls me every night just as I’m getting supper on the table and wants to yammer on and on about how her day went, and how “Flip” doesn’t understand her, and about that phony Diana and how she ruined everything, and what a disappointment Charles has been, and…well at some point, enough’s enough and supper’s getting cold and you have to put the receiver down.
I Bow to no one.
Tell you what; if I ever meet the queen, I’ll challenge her to a game of horseshoes. Loser has to bow.
For an American which is worse, bowing to the Queen or not tipping a waitress?
I do not know if this has already been answered. But I am 25, and I was always told to bow on one knee (drop one knee to the ground. I am guessing this would be called bowing) and make the sign of the cross on yourself.
Pocket watch obviously.
You must have had bad hearing, it was masturbating not genuflecting that fucks up your eyesight.
Now check the palms of your hands for hairs
You don’t make that call; the King does, and the qualification is that you have to have saved the entire Free World. Unsurprisingly, he says it to very few people.
I’m not a brit, I have no king, so he doesn’t make any calls for me. And incindentally, I’ve saved the world already. (its classified, though) 
The King in question wasn’t British either - he was Numenorean. 
That’s genuflection.
We had a thread that touched on it a while ago: The proper form of greeting between Franciscan friars.