Should citizenship be earned?

I think it’s a great idea.

We should send out the citizenship quiz to anyone in the world who wants to be a U.S. citizen, and if they pass, they get immediate citizenship papers FedEx’d to them, with all of the privileges that go with it.

Alternatively, we could limit it to people currently residing in the U.S., and to reflect our multiculturism, make 25% of the questions English related, 25% Spanish, 25% Portugese, and 25% Ebonics. Scores of 50% or higher get immediate citizenship.

Viva la Revolución! Who’s with me?