[sub]NOTE TO MODS: I wasn’t sure if this topic was weighty enough to be a Great Debate. If you feel it is, please move it.[/sub]
I ran a search on threads with the word “Fireworks” in the title. I noticed that lots of people have opinions/questions about fireworks, and that the topic of whether or not they should be illegal to consumers is often briefly touched upon, but that there has not been a thread devoted to consumers’ legal access to fireworks.
So here we go.
Mrs. HeyHomie and I live here in Sangamon County, Illinois. 'Round here, fireworks are, for all intents and purposes, illegal. You can buy them at fireworks stands throughout the city, but you have to have a display permit (a lengthy and expensive process). Until recently, fireworks vendors have conveniently forgotten to check display permits, and local law enforcement has looked the other way. However, that all changed a couple of years ago. Lawsuits were filed. The words “police crackdown” were bandied about. Fines were levied. In at least one case, a prison sentence was issued :eek: .
Fortunately, we can stop by Fireworks World in Pacific, Missouri every time we go to visit Mrs. HeyHomie’s side of the family. I can walk in there with $100 and walk out with enough explosives to detonate a small home.
Obviously, I believe that fireworks should be legal to consumers, as I’m quite the consumer of them myself . When this subject comes up, I’m often met with histrionic platitudes about leaving the fireworks to the professionals.
Trouble is, I’m a grown man. If I injure myself or damage my property by the mishandling of fireworks, I have no one to blame but myself. There are always lawmakers and do-gooders who are fanatically interested in protecting me from myself, and I find it rather tiresome.
Undoubtedly someone will always mention the children. “WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???” And every year we read about dumbass kids who blow their hands off handling fireworks. I say, don’t blame the fireworks themselves. Blame the dumbass kids. Blame the fireworks vendor who sold fireworks to someone under 18. Or better yet, blame the parents who weren’t properly supervising the dumbass kids.
So, bottom line, IMHO is,
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[li]Fireworks are cool and should be legal for adults to buy.[/li][li]Buying fireworks contributes to the local economy of the locality where the fireworks store is.[/li][li]Adults should be held accountable for their own actions, and for the actions of their children.[/li][li]When someone misuses a product, don’t ban the product itself. Prosecute the misuse of the product.[/li][li]Fireworks are cool.[/li][/ul]
Discuss.