Should I have a kid by Christmas of next year?

Speak for yourself. I would rather see a webcast of the conception. :smiley:


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~And I know I wasn’t right, but it felt so good… -Better Than Ezra

Well hello there Mully, where ya been? I say go for it. But I wouldn’t expect to be missing you the whole month of March. Say…hmmm…fifteen minutes for a couple of days should do it. My son’s birthday is December 15. Seems that all December birthdays kinda get dulled by Christmas. Have the little mullinaian before then.

Why wait until next Christmas? If you take one of mine you can have one by this Thanksgiving! We’re close by, so I won’t even charge you for shipping, though you’ll pay handling charges for the rest of your life. The oldest, a boy, is not available (I’ve simply got too much athletic training time invested in him and that baseball/football signing bonus is just 8 years away) but either of the girls would make a great start to your family. One is even going to be tall, so she’d fit right in as Mullidaughter. Deal?

Oh, like you need our permission to have sex anyways…
All I gots to say is that when you and your Reason For Living decide to spawn…err…replicate…errr…clone…produce a little bundle of joy, the SDMB should be a HUGE part of the name the baby.

Secondly, you and the Mrs. seperately write down all the reasons you want to have a child.Then on another piece of paper write down the top ten rules of parenting that you will absolutely, positively enforce. Then put this away into a fire proof spot and pull it out when Mully Jr. is 18.

You will have a very good laugh to see how far you have slid down into the Parental Valley of Apathy & Exhaustion. [sup]TM [/sup]
Note my sig. Kind of appropriate for this thread.

Time’s a wastin’!

Your biological clocks are ticking faster than you think, lady dopers!

Nah, have the baby on December 31st. That way you get the maximum value for your tax deduction.