I just heard on HARDBALL that Letterman has booked McCain for an appearance later this week on his show, despite McCain’s blowing him off. Is Letterman not so pissed as he seemed all week? Or is he going to lock him out of his studio and taunt him, as McCain pounds on the door, screaming “B-b–b-ut you said! I’d get some free air time! D-a-a-a-ve! You promised,” while Dave on camera smirks, “Yah, well, we all say things that we don’t really mean, Senator, right? Anyway, folks, did you read what happened to the Dow today…” “DAA-A-A-A-AVE!”
I think I know the answer to this one, but it’s a nice vindictive fantasy. Anybody think there’s even a chance that it’ll happen? Which would bring him better ratings, Dave and Johnny Mac all kissy-face, or my fantasy?