But we could put this all so quickly to rest, Shodan, I’m surprised you haven’t thrown the full weight of your support behind releasing the Reagan Papers. I’m sure you remember, don’t you? The papers that were due to be released about a year or so ago, being twenty years old. And yet the Bushiviks demur… Why is that, Shodan? I mean, since we are all so deeply devoted to historical accuracy, and all.
It must be modesty. That has to be it. If the American people were to be fully exposed to the perspicacity and intelligence that went into such triumphs as Iran-Contra, and the invasion of Grenada (Operation Urgent Fury!), they would be simply overcome. The nation would ring out in glad cries of happy approval. Citizens would swarm over Mt. Rushmore to carve The Ronnie’s visage out of the mountainside with thier bare hands!
This would be embarassing to such modest and unassuming men as Karl Rove, and Our Leader. But as pretty as this decorum may be, don’t you agree we should get the historical record right out there in public view, to forestall scurrillous and underhanded liberals?
Wouldn’t that be a splendid day for the Right? Don’t you simply hunger and crave such a glorious revelation? I know I do. Oh, yes, indeed. And while we’re at it, mightn’t we have a peek at Gov. Bush’s Texas papers? Just to forestall any illicit innuendo, you understand.
I stand firmly assured of your complete support in this regard.