Man, I’d sure hate to be at fort Target.
AFB Red Bull, because Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings!
Bomber squadron Maxwell House - good to the last drop
Nuclear Missile Silo FedEx - when there is no tomorrow
Disney Pentagon - the happiest place on earth
Fire Base Hallmark - when you care enough to send the very best
Battleship AT&T - reach out and touch someone
POW Camp Dixons - the last place you want to go
Fighter Squadron American Air - something special in the air
Intelligence Group Budweiser - Wassup?
Nuclear sub Club Med - the antidote for civilization
Dr. J.
two thumbs up
I dunno. The “USS Black Flag” sounds pretty bad-ass.
Based on history (e.g., Julius Caesar, Hitler, etc.), it’s probably a bad idea overall to give individuals power over the military or to control their own troops.
Wouldn’t that then make the Tampax an Air Force Base?
I guess the troops in the McDonald’s battalion could get away with referring to the Battalion Commander as “The Clown In Command”.
The Disney Division would have ears added to their helmets, hats, and berets. Their battlecry could be “Bippity boppity boo!”
How’d you like to be in the field artillery battery that fires Barbie’s Dream Howitzer?
I am not a sports fan at all, and I am a die-hard believer in capitalism, but even I find it a little sad that most sports stadiums are now named for a corporate sponsor.
Doing this for our nation’s armed forces?!? Absolutely, positively no freakin’ 'way!!! You don’t get more dystopian future than that…
It’d definitely be a momentary “head scratcher” for “The Bad Guys,” when the Nimitz-class U.S.S. Bass Pro Shop shows up at the scene.
