What am I supposed to jealous of? I can ride a bike quite well, thank you.
Am I supposed to be jealous of your incredible ability to be self-centered sanctimonious ass? Or your ability to justify your illegal actions by braying " but big ole cars do bad things too"?
Maybe some people become assholes when they get behind the wheel, or in this case, the handlebars. Or maybe they bring it with them, cause you know, it’s just built in. Begs the question, are asshole cyclists assholes before they get on the bike, or do they transform when they start pedaling? And how about those cyclists who are immune to the asshole trait? Can their resistance be genetically isolated and duplicated?
I’m just amazed that, with your obvious disdain of all vehicles not pedal powered, you would lower yourself to drive a truck. C’mon man, where is your self respect?