[li]Kevin Smith[/li][li]Seth Rogan[/li][li]The whole “Asian girlfriend” thing. What’s the next racist fad gonna be?[/li][li]Fake-faded jean thighs[/li][li]Woody Fucking Allen[/li][li]TV shows made in Los Angeles[/li][li]PBR[/li][li]Gauged ears[/li][li]Kids named Dylan and Hayley and Madison and Tyler; any WASP surname. (Quemby? Seriously?)[/li][li]“That’s what she said”[/li][li]“Not so much”[/li][li]iAnything[/li][li]lolanything[/li][/ul]
. . . I reserve the right to add things as they occur to me
Seriously? Maybe it’s a Seattle thing, but I thought the fact that the Dandy Fucking Warhols made a satirical comment about Asian girlfriends in their 2000 album, and the 198,000 hits on Google, suggested that it was more universal than that.
I didn’t know it was a status symbol. I knew it was a cliche, and it slightly annoys me that people might judge us as a cliche couple when they see us walking down the street together. Can’t help that though.