I like a woman who:
*Is a bit of a foodie
*Loves movies, both in theatres and on DVD
*Has a lot of compassion
*Is liberal
*Is physically demonstrative, even in public
*Is in touch with her inner child (knows how to play and have fun)
*Has an artistic side
I would mention that she must look hot and be a bit of a nympho, but those are baseline qualities.
Female, gentle, placid, enjoys companionable silence, doesn’t need me to make her laugh.
Doesn’t narc on your stash.
Hold on, shouldn’t that be
-Is female
-Is alive and willing
-Bonus: Is easy on the eyes
? Or, a good-looking corpse will be fine? 
For me: alive, willing to be a couch potato and like it. Doesn’t talk during movies in the theater, but good at MST3King at home. Likes a good pun.
Signs that Mr. Cake was The One -
Early love of Terry Pratchett ( I think he only had 2 discworld books out when we met)
He actually liked PDA’s
Tolkien geek!
Read “Little, Big” and liked the same things about it I did
And of course, shared favorite sexual positions.