With permission frm InvisibleWombat, I thought it would be fun to report what the Google Ads at the bottom of the page say.
You may just report the ads, or you may snark the heck out of them, this is for fun only.
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I only have one big ad right now:
Genealogy from DNA
Know % of African, Asian, European and Native American in your DNA
www.ancestrybydna.com
Good grief.
(New campaign slogan: “Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, he’s the Charlie Browniest!”)
I have the one I always get:
The Woodlands Law Firm
We Listen. We Act. You WIn. Family, business law, more. Ask us.
www.smithgarglaw.com
I don’t want to go to gargle.law. (That’s how I always read it!)
Ancestry Fast Painless
The gene test that works Link your genealogy with our test
www.ancestrybydna.com
Trace Genetics
Trace your genetic ancestry through the analysis of DNA
I want fast acting painless Ancestry and I want it now!
Bonus! I got 4!
DNA Genealogy Test
Discover your family tree with a DNA test. Available for under $200.
Peanuts Tees - 2 for $30
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Woodstock & Pig Pen Tees. Only at Stylin Online
Free Genealogy Records
Obtain Free Genealogy, Death & Family Records On Anyone!
DeathRec.com/Genealogy.html
Gene Tree - Official Site
Discover Your World Family Through DNA. mtDNA & Y-DNA offered!
although what peanut trees (I thought they grew in the ground…?) have to do with geneology is far beyond me
Why Mommy is a Democrat
The book George Bush doesn’t want your kids to read!
Huh… This is what I got:
Masters Of Psychology
Take Graduate Level Psychology Classes. Masters In 20 Months!
www.YorkvilleU.ca
I should look into that. It took my sister 3 whole years to get her Masters in Psych. Getting mine in less than 2 years would totally show her who’s boss!
Y’know, I think the early answers in this thread may have biased the result, since the ads I have follow along the lines of painless ancestry. I want a bit of variety.
So I went and looked at another thread. Pleonast’s Mafia game has 1,900 responses or so. What I got in Google ads :
Vampire Knight Cosplay
Beautifully detailed cosplay Costumes at affordable prices
cosplay dot mooncostumes dot com
Effective Spells and Magick
Fast and Potent Wicccan & Voodoo Results as early as 24 hours
www dot fastspells dot com
Your Name Tells it All
Get the Astonishing Facts Magic Can’t Tell You
www dot Life-Answers dot comI’ve taken the liberty of dismembering the links (although I’ve left them in for your amusement).
shakes head
Someone thinks I need humor more than ancestry. How does Google know that I’m grumpy this morning??
Funniest Clip of the Day
Start each day with a good laugh Over 1000 User-Rated Funny Videos
Funny Medical Pictures
A wide variety of Funny Medical Pictures here.
Looking for a New Joke?
Funny text jokes & audio jokes Find great jokes at Comic Wonder!
Those funny medical pictures do worry me a bit though… who wants to see someone else’s medical images?
Dueling ads:
Keep Pork Off Your Fork
Check out our list of the top 10
reasons not to eat pigs
GoVeg.com
and
Competition BBQ Book
Learn To Cook Tender Juicy BBQ. Be
The Hero Of Your Next Cookout!
BBQ-Book.com
Jesus Christ loves You
Here Is A Prayer That Can Change
Your Life
www.Jesusu2020.com
I guess we don’t feel the same.
who the heck is Jon Powers?
**Do You Know Jon Powers? ** - Think Again.
Learn More Here. PACs, Lobbyists, Strip Clubs www.powersplatoon.com
Find Sex Offenders Free
Locate all sex offenders in your area
Register at bladehblah
I know what they meant, but danged if it doesn’t sound like a dating service for sex offenders.
DNA Genealogy Test
Discover your family tree with a DNA test. Available for under $200.
Free Family Tree Search
Obtain Family, Genealogy & Death Records On Anyone! Takes 1 Minute.
DeathRec.com/Genealogy.html
What’s Your Tribe?
Flemish? Navajo? Zulu? Discover your genetic ancestry.
What’s with all the geneology stuff? It’s pervasive!