Are you seriously saying that blacks, wherever they live in the world, are to be called “African-Americans”? That’s just beyond stupid.
That is, without a doubt, the single stupidest statement I have ever read on the Dope. That INCLUDES my jokes about conquering the world with flying, flame-breathing, etc. monkeys. Those jokes only need to be retired, but that statement needs to be taken to the village square, beaten with clubs until it begs for mercy, pissed on by every witness, and then burned alive as an example to other stupid statements, with no gunpowder placed among the faggots.
It is breathtakingly arrogant to claim that African American = black. To do so implies that all other cultures in the world are mere adjuncts to that of the United States; that their history, their current experiences, their interests, their beliefs, their very being is less important than the fact that they exist in a world in which the United States is dominant. In asserting American hegemony thus, it ignores the obvious fact that America is no longer in such a position, if it ever was; it ignores the growing power of China and India and Russia. It prioritizes the largely American issue of politically correct nomenclature over the right of other peoples to decide how they should be addressed. It pretends that there is no difference between persons from the Dominican Republic and Kenya, between persons from Johannesburg and Abuja, between persons from my neighborhood and Australian aborigines.
I live in Memphis, Tennessee, and my ancestors were brought over on the Middle Passage. But I don’t consider myself “African-American.” Too many damn syllables for one thing, and for another I have no political or emotional attachments to Africa. (That I don’t is the result of an atrocity, but it’s the way it is.)
The fact that there are many persons are too lazy and stupid to think before they speak and thus wish to call any person with dark skin “African American” does not make their usage any less idiotic or offensive.
Totally agree. Are you smoking crack, Rigamarole?
It may mean generic “black” to certain ignoramuses in the US, but that usage should stop there, and should not be encouraged, on grounds of “duh!”.
I promise you my British afro-Caribbean heritage sister, living in Tennessee, has smoke metaphorically pouring out of her ears when someone calls her “African American”.
I’ve always taken Quantum leap as progress that ‘jumped’ forward without going through intermediate steps…a true revolution rather than incremental development.
I don’t think Quantum leap is generally misused.
Ect.
Oops - you’re right; at least my examples were correct.
Perhaps if you’re American… but I assure you that the rest of the world seems to do pretty well in distinguishing “black” and “African” from “African-American”.
I think it’s fair to say that the term African-American is used almost exclusively to describe black people in America (as opposed to, say, Americans who are descended from Ismaili muslims from East Africa, Boer Dutch colonits from South Africa, or Sephadic Jews from Morocco)… but just because A=B doesn’t mean that B=A.
This was probably one of the first well known “facts” that I found out was utterly wrong. I was a teenager at the time and it really altered the way I looked at the world. Since then its become a pet peeve of mine.
I once read a book by Jon Snow, a respected UK news reader and journalist, that perpetuated this myth. Even though it was only a passing aside I politely emailed him to say it was wrong. He replied that I was mistaken because a) he had seen it happen, and b) he’d just done a straw poll with his colleagues and they all agreed. I replied back with a bunch of links proving his error and got no further responses. I still like the guy, but it’s interesting that even people who apparently strive for accuracy can be blind to the truth.
Err… what?
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I think he means that just because all African-Americans are black, it doesn’t mean all blacks are African-American. Better phrased as “all A=B; all B =/= A”
Sorry, that’s what I get for posting before I’ve finished my first coffee.
What RNATB said (except for the part about me being a he… because last I checked, I’m very much female 
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“A dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s” is one I’ve heard I don’t know how many thousand times. (It ain’t.)
I’ve actually known college professors (not in history admittedly) to use this one, and it pops up on TV now and again. The simplest look at famous people should correct this one- hell, Eleanor of Aquitaine bore 11 children, went on campaign, and was locked away in a castle for many years and still managed to make it into her 80s, and if you visit cemeteries from the 18th century you’ll see plenty of graves of noventarians and even occasional centenarians.
A related one that irks me is the notion that women dying in childbirth was a pretty much everyday occurrence. True it was definitely a lot more common than it is now, and true it was a leading cause of death for women in their teens through menopause (still is for that matter), but the vast majority of women did NOT die in childbirth, and while most people would certainly have known somebody who had a child die in infancy or childhood, most probably would not have known a woman who died giving birth.
Another historical one I’ve heard a lot recently was about Abraham Lincoln being born in poverty in a one room cabin. This is not exactly untrue, but it’s not that simple. True, he was born in a tiny one room cabin, but that’s because the law stated that farmers taking advantage of the ceded lands like Tom & Nancy Lincoln had to erect a house on their property immediately if they wanted to file their claims (this was to keep land speculators from snatching up 45,000 acres by just paying poor people to sign up for land and then buying it for next to nothing; a house meant that the people were going to live there), and consequently farmers would build the quickest house they could, which was tiny. You can always go back and add to it or build another one later (and the Lincolns did).
In the second place, while the Lincolns always lived in log cabins, so did pretty much everybody else on the frontier and many people east of the Appalachians. The mansions that survive as house museums with beautiful carved banisters and marble fireplace mantels and the like belonged not to the well to do but to the VERY WELL TO DO, the Donald Trumps and Steve Jobs’s of their day (though perhaps not as famous); most people in towns and in the country lived in very simple houses that were usually worth a maximum of a few hundred dollars and often not that. Farmhouses were so simple that it was common for farmers to burn them down when moving in order to recoup the nails, hinges, and other iron hardware. So, while Tom Lincoln was poor by our standards and certainly wasn’t rich by teh standards of his own day, he would have been something like ‘middle class’ for his time and place.
Are you sure they didn’t just mean “the first African-American actor to play a Vulcan”? I don’t know if the actor in question is actually African-American (he’s obviously black, but could be Canadian for all I know), but I’d think it was his background and not the character’s that was considered noteworthy.
That would depend on who was making the observation. I recall more than a few persons complaining that thre could not be black Vulcans, based on the fact that we had seen, oh, two dozen or so, and of course the had to be typical of the species in every way.
Lutefisk!
I think everyone missed the point. What is the speed of a wish? My wishes and dreams travel at infinity times the speed of light
You wish.
Infinitely slow. For example: I shall now wish that Natalie Portman was standing before me doing an erotic dance. I predict that wish shall not be answered.
I don’t think that’s a mistake, exactly, then. The guy was saying that even if your wish travelled at the speed of light it would take 5 million years to get there. If your wishes travel faster, more power to you.
I think my criticism- that you can’t wish on a star 5 million light years away because you can’t see it- is much more sensible. 