A is for Anti-Semitic Asswipe.
Did you see me mention anywhere how long I’d be doing it for? Look at you getting all giddy with anticipation for no reason at all.
The only thing I’m anticipating is you weaseling out of your promises. Right on schedule so far.
That would tend to indicate much more of Troll than Idiot, but I contend that both are still viable alternatives.
That’s pretty much what it all comes down to.
Who?
But you can’t resist encouraging me, can you? There’s a name for posters like you.
“Everyone”?
E; I think he has lower standards of evidence than most and enjoys pushing the buttons of more…serious Dopers, shall we say.
In other words, he’s a bell end.
Is that another way of saying he’s a ding-a-ling?
He’s a troll. If he actually gave a shit about his supposed UFOs he would try to argue for their existence in some way. He clearly just enjoys wasting people’s time and trading barbs with them.
A and E.
Put me down for an A with a little bit of E for full on douchebag, 'cus reading most of ivan’s posts makes me want to punch my cat. And no, I don’t mean that figuratively - I mean I actually want to punch my 22 year old 3 pound cat.
So where are we now on the count? I’m not really inclined to tally it.
You punch that cat and I’ll grab my neighbour’s dog and my neighbour’s neighbour’s dog, hop in my vehicle, drive across the country, and sick them on you.
FWIW, if I actually did punch him my own dog would kick my ass, so I think he’s safe for now.
I just FEEL like it is all I’m sayin…
Reading most of ivan’s posts makes me want to punch an alien, if I could find one.
It doesn’t matter, because it’s biased, and it’s not 50, and if it is, then the poll is invalid, and even if it’s valid, he’s not going to actually leave, because he never said he would, and if you thought that’s what he said, then he really meant that he’d take ten minutes off.
Don’t let Muffin make you feel bad, your feelings are perfectly normal. Just looking at that photo makes me want to punch your cat so bad I can taste it. I mean, just look at him, sitting there with his paws out in front of him like he owns the place. You think you’re better than me, cat?? Fuck you!! :mad:
ivan, on the other hand, is simply a treasure. I vote whichever option makes him the happiest, because I love him so.