“Oh God, I feel like throwing up…you ever feel that way, Beautiful?”
“Sorry Mr. Burns, I don’t go in for those sort of backdoor shenanigans. That’s not to say I’m not flattered, maybe even a little curious, but no way!”
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail. But as coffins go …” --Homer
Homer: (reading from a dictionary) Wedding: The act of removing weeds from one’s garden.