Sir, your bumper-sticker pisses me off.

People who do know what they’re talking about have said that to me. Sometimes they’ve been right.

You are nowhere close to being in either category. You’re pretty much just a fucking idiot.

Yes folks,

It appears that I AM Uma Thurman!

Just look at the evidence:

  1. I am a woman. Uma Thurman is a woman!
  2. I’m kinda tall. Uma Thurman is kinda tall!
  3. I’m not particularly stacked. Uma Thurman is not particularly stacked!

Clearly I AM Uma Thurman… wha…

::looks up. shakes Crafter_Man’s tinfoil helmet off::

Oh. Phooey.

Wheeeee! I love the pit. The arguments get so bizarre…

Where else can you go from “alice doesn’t like a bumpersticker” to “alice is Uma Thurman” in just a few days.

Carry on.

Crafter, this is the Pit, but do you have a site for that?

It’s so deep I need boots just to wade through your steaming piles of nonsense.