Since I got a new iPhone 4S, I’ve been playing around with Siri, recently, I started thinking of the best way to stump her…
A few minutes ago, I had a brainstorm, I’d have her try to understand the pseudolanguagic chatter that is Simlish…
It worked brilliantly, results have been uniformly hilarious, the best way to get the maximum effect is to tell the Sim to talk to someone on the cell phone, thus keeping what Siri is hearing (and being confused by) as a one sided conversation, two sims chatting face to face really doesn’t work
Here’s a few of Siri’s response to Simlish chatter;
“Body to go my navigate”
Getting directions
Starting route to unknown destination…
“God doesn’t macoba”
It’s all a mystery to me
“Dark black dude out after that”
I found six places matching “dark” they’re pretty far from Black Island NH
“Are you lesbian and 20 milanville flick that I hello”
I found quite a number of movies a bit far from you
“Map Bonnie and Clyde Nevada Gobi Gobi”
Ok, here’s a place matching “Bonnie and Clyde”, it’s pretty far from you
“Add or eight at the lack of tanglemare finning gluckman not mabron a big lot genovisi bellar general”
I scheduled your event for 8 pm tomorrow
(Event title “lack of tanglemare finning…”)