Right off the top of my head…
Col. Blake - MAS*H
Boomhauer - King of the Hill
Winny Cooper - Wonder Years
Bernie Mac - The Bernie Mac Show
Many, many more if I take the time to recollect.
Add - Col. Potter / MASH, don’t know his name.
Al Bundy - Married With Children
Norm - Cheers
Homer - Simpsons
Fez - That 70’s Show
Archie - All In The Family
Dan Connor on Roseanne. He was warm and funny when Roseanne was shrill and annoying. He was possibly my favorite character. (I loved Darlene, too. It’s hard to choose.)
Elaine Benes
Eric Cartman
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" – Cartman
“Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.” – Cartman
“Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionare!” – Cartman
“If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!” – Cartman
“Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.” – Cartman
“Revenge is so very very sweet”
“I’m trying to make the best out of a bad situation. I don’t need to hear crap from a bunch of hippie freaks living in denial! Screw you guys, I’m going home.”
“I hate you guys.”
“I love you guys.”
“Yeah, I want some Cheesey Poofs.”
“I’m not fat! I’m big boned!”
“Respect my AUTHORITHAI!”
“Be a man Stan. Say, ‘Hey woman, you shut your mouth and make babies.’”
“I know why drugs are bad. If you do drugs you’re a hippie. And hippies suck.”
“Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It’s all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.”
“Screw you, hippie.”
“It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” – Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan
echoes Ms Boods’ remark about Basil
Bernard, from Black Books.
Hawkeye, from MAS*H.
Sir Humphrey, from Yes Minister.
I should also give special mention to Joey, from Friends for one episode where he pretended to be a great dancer and ran away from the class rather than admit that he was faking. Something about the whole situation, his expressions and the timing reduced me to a laughing, tearful, stomach-aching heap for about twenty minutes.
I adore Hal from Malcolm in the Middle. He kills me.