“Hey baby, wanna get… perpendickular?”
Three words for you: Mary. Tyler. Moore. The possibilities are endless!
Rhoda and Phyllis would be flaming lesbians, Georgette would have to fellate Ted to get him up for a broadcast, Sue Ann and Murry would be doing it doggie-style on the desk, Lou would require a BJ of anyone who wants a raise, Mary’s little studio apartment would be the scene of myriad sex parties (the pass-through kitchen window opens up some ideas), etc. etc.
“You’ve got spunk.” “Yes, I suppose I do.” “I hate spunk.” <-- This would take on a whole new meaning too!..Timmy
Am I the only one who always wanted to see Michael Stivic giving his “meathead” to Gloria??
I agree, “Charlie’s Angels” (Charlie’s Angles?) is the hands-down winner! Oh, Farrah, Farrah, Farrah - I’m not even a guy and I still remember her red, one-pieced swimsuit nipple poster! A different angel could end up with Charlie at the end of each episode, (sighs and a “Oh, Charlie!” heard on the intercom.) Those girls should do an X-rated reunion of sorts, they’d make a fortune!
Also, wouldn’t mind seeing “Dallas” as porn. I think that show turned me on, anyway.
-pinks
Ok, also having some pretty kinky thoughts regarding “Lost in Space.” Except, June Lockhart kind of ruins things. How did she get such a hot husband on that show?
–pinks
Far-Out Space Nuts. Pseudogilligan and the Skipperclone hop from planet to planet meeting hot alien babes and making the beast with two backs. Or depending on the species, three backs.
"Launch? I thought you said raunch!" Bow chicka bow bow…
Okay, just some titles that could go another way:
Love American Style.
My Three Sons.
All In The Family.
Bosom Buddies. (Well, that one was borderline anyway)
Growing Pains.
and for those who grew up in the WHO-TV coverage area in Iowa
Duane Ellot and Floppy.
I’ll second Full House.
I suggest The Snorks. I know it’s a cartoon rather than a sitcom, but they all have those phalluses on their heads right there . . .
“Three’s Company” wouldn’t work, because the whole joke of EVERY episode was that NOTHING was really going on!
Mr. Roper drove himself crazy, convinced there were all kinds of dirty deeds going on, but in reality, everything was strictly chaste!
Nobody was ever really scoring with anybody!
The XXX version would be an exercise in frustration! Poor Mr. Roper would keep trying to find Chrissy and Janet going at it, or Jack going at it with one of them… and invariably, he’d find out nothing was happening!
I can’t believe no one has yet mentioned The Brady Bunch.
I mean, c’mon…Mike and Carol were always kissing in bed anyway, and Carol wore some nifty lacy stuff (wonder what other lingerie she had hidden in the bottom drawer? ;))Sam the butcher was always saving his “special cuts of meat” for Alice (did anyone really believe they actually went bowling?) and…
three step-brothers and three step-sisters, same ages, sharing one common bathroom and only two bedrooms? :eek:
Not to mention special guest appearances by Desi Arnaz, Jr.
Bow-chaka-bow!
Okay, just some titles that could go another way:
Love American Style.
My Three Sons.
All In The Family.
Bosom Buddies. (Well, that one was borderline anyway)
Growing Pains.
and for those who grew up in the WHO-TV coverage area in Iowa
Duane Ellot and Floppy.
“Who’s the Boss” and, since we’re not limiting it to sitcoms, “Charmed”, because of a certain actress they have in common, you know who I mean ;). Plus a bunch of other hot chicks there, Judith Light, Shannon Doherty…
On “The Dukes of Hazzard” remember how Daisy had to go work at Boss Hogg’s saloon for some reason that escapes me? Suppose instead of a saloon, it had been…
Kimberly from “Diff’rent Strokes” was hot, and she actually did some porn before she died.
And of course, “I Dream of Jeanie”. Yes, Master!
There were 2 porno movies made as parodies of MWC. T he porns were called Married…With Hormones. The first one was actually halfway decent as the porn stars pretty much resembled the actors on MWC.
Einstein,
Cite please, for Dana Plato’s porn career.
As far as I know she only posed nude for Playboy, which is quite a different thing then hardcore porn.
Well, Buffy the Vampire Slayer practically is soft core after last season…
Yes.
What, no Baywatch?
Also:
NYPD Blue, almost there now.
Survivor
Designing Women
Cagney and Lacey
The King of Queens
EVERYONE Loves Raymond
The Young and the Restless
Hey! Remember Twenty Minute Workout? Perfect!
I’m very disappointed in you all. Almost three dozen posts and no one has nominated my favorite sitcom of all- ** 2 Guys and a Girl**. <shakes head sadly>
That Girl, Marlo Thomas in her prime…mmmm.
Hogan’s Heros… I imagine a lot of dominance scenes.
The Beverly Hillbillies… swimmin’ pools, movie stars.
Oooh, this is so good it needs a FANFARE! TOOT TOOT!
Petticoat Junction no re-naming necessary!
Baywatch was porn! :>
I see we have different ideas of what constitutes porn. 
Baywatch might be the only one of these shows that would actually be improved as porn.