Sitcoms that would make good porn

Bowling? I thought they were always going “balling.”
That’s what he was saving his “special cut of meat” for, right?
:wink:

The Golden Girls.

Please, tell me you are kidding. That’s one image I did not need in my head.

Anyway, how about Knight Rider? No re-naming necessary! That beautiful blond chick (wish I could remember her name) would do Mike Knight in the back seat of KITT, while the car provides some running commentary…

The IMDB doesn’t list this one, that I could find (surprise, surprise, as it was basically a softcore porn flick), but peek at this as a ferinstance.

It was… amusing, in a rubbernecking-at-a-car-accident kinda way. Lines like “Omigod, I’m a lesbian,” and “Your boyfriend just f**ked me up the ass,” stand out in my head at the moment.

She was speaking figuratively, btw.

“Michael, her G-spot is half a centimeter to your left.”

Charles in Charge. Again, no need to change the name.

The Monkees would probably make for some decent all guy stuff.

ER would do well… “Nurse, go prep this patient for surgery…”

WKRP in Cincinnati

:eek:

Charles In Charge. :wink:

Joaine loves Chachi. She really loves Chachi.

*Chico and the Man might be a sleeper.

The Jeffersons has a lot of potential if done right. Remember the sequence in which Mr. Bentley runs into the apartment in his boxers? Mr. Bentley might be the big surprise.

Joaine loves Chachi. She really loves Chachi.

Chico and the Man might be a sleeper.

The Jeffersons has a lot of potential if done right. Remember the sequence in which Mr. Bentley runs into the apartment in his boxers? Mr. Bentley might be the big surprise.

For the name:

Malcom in the Middle

I’m sorry, but I definately have no desire to see granny getting it on! Yuck! And, what’s with all the “Full House” votes? Jesse and his wife are cute but all the girls are LITTLE girls. I’m not down on pedophilia. Nix on it.

-p.

Well if was Gloria and Lionel, you got yourself a deal.

zombie porn?

This thread seems so prescient, as porn spoofs are all the rage right now. I wonder which of the ones mentioned actually have a porn version.

More likely, it’s like [noparse]Star Trek: TNG[/noparse], shows they wouldn’t expect.

I Dream of Genie. I mean, come on… An astronaut finds a hot genie, who is sworn to meet his every demand?

Everyone who watched it at the time had to wonder whether he had any special commands we didn’t see on TV…

Bewitched - A coven of modern witches with urges… Elizabeth Montomery as the wholesome housewife witch, along with her twin sister who was a hippy and loved to experiment. The ability to make mortals do or say anything, and forget what happened afterwards, playboy warlocks…

Petticoat Junction

The common thread is that, like Gilligan’s Island, these were all early sitcoms that had about as much T&A and suggestive plots as could be allowed on network TV at the time.

You’re not the only one (SFW since it’s just a cartoon but c’mon - it’s “Snork porn”).

I’m pretty sure every show in this thread has had some sort of porn parody done about it, either as live action or web-based animation or both. Rule 34 continues to apply (as the link above shows).

Bone-ass-za, story about cowpokes who keep pokin’ each other…

That link is NSFW. Reported.

I unparsed the link in BigT’s post because some of the ads are definitely not safe for work.