OK, I have a really nice rug that was destroyed by a guy who broke into by place. He was there with another guy and he urinated on my rug because he thought my wife owed his employer some money. Now, I not married. They should have realized this, they saw my toilet and the seat and was up. Now, the reason they thought my wife owed their employer money was I have the same name as this rich guy, who they confused me for.
Now my question is, in your opinion should this rich dude replace my rug? I mean it was his wife running up the debt all over town. I hope he is not some wheelchair bound, melodramatic jerk.
Not to mention the rug really tied the room together.
Well, my first thought is that the guy who peed on it should replace it. The rich guy has no control over what stupid people who don’t get their facts right do. (Excellent grammar, eh?)
I’d go after the rug’s manufacturer. They probably have even more money than the rich guy. Plus, expensive rugs like that should be pee-proof. Just to be safe, though, you may want to name the rug pee-er in your suit and file criminal charges, immediately.
Whose toe WAS that–the German chick’s or Bunny’s. I got confused at the end, as there were so many facets, and a lot of people who had an interest in the case.
