Situation Involving a Rug

OK, I have a really nice rug that was destroyed by a guy who broke into by place. He was there with another guy and he urinated on my rug because he thought my wife owed his employer some money. Now, I not married. They should have realized this, they saw my toilet and the seat and was up. Now, the reason they thought my wife owed their employer money was I have the same name as this rich guy, who they confused me for.

Now my question is, in your opinion should this rich dude replace my rug? I mean it was his wife running up the debt all over town. I hope he is not some wheelchair bound, melodramatic jerk.

Not to mention the rug really tied the room together.

Well, my first thought is that the guy who peed on it should replace it. The rich guy has no control over what stupid people who don’t get their facts right do. (Excellent grammar, eh?)

[Dude, abiding] Wait, you… you think the carpet pissers did this? [/Dude, abiding]


I’d agree with featherlou… the one[s] who did the damage should replace the rug.

Dunno. After we check out the crime lab, we can put some men on it, double shift, and maybe we’ll come up with some “clues.” Ha Ha Ha…

featherlou, you are out of your element.

They peed on your fucking rug.

Anyone need a severed toe?

I’d go after the rug’s manufacturer. They probably have even more money than the rich guy. Plus, expensive rugs like that should be pee-proof. Just to be safe, though, you may want to name the rug pee-er in your suit and file criminal charges, immediately.

Whose toe WAS that–the German chick’s or Bunny’s. I got confused at the end, as there were so many facets, and a lot of people who had an interest in the case.

The German chick’s.

Dude, he owes you a rug.

I’m out of my element? Is this some kind of obscure reference thread that I’m not getting? If so, then never mind.

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought “it’s probably about that movie…”


Is that the movie where the bad guys ask him what the bowling ball is for? What was his response,… something about golfing.

Yep, that’s it. Nobody mention the name of the movie. Let’s see how long this can go with anyone saying it.

That should have been “without anyone saying it.”

That rug really tied the room together, Dude. AM I WRONG?!

Dude, just chill and drink a good Souix City Sarsaparilla.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.