Six Degrees of Osama bin Laden

Didja hear the one about the lesbian carpentry collective?

No studs, no nails, everything tongue in groove.

(I actually heard that from a member of a lesbian carpentry collective.)

and while we’re on a similar subject, when I went to Quebec City, my affinity group was called Fags and Dykes Against Neoliberal Globalization and Oppression, or FANDANGO.

I work with Marwan. He used to go to the local mosque with OBL himself.

I presume I am a Two.

Unless you are the Walrus.

Omigod. I’ve driven through Charlestown countless times. I’m doomed, if Ashcroft ever gets to rummage through the Chicago Reader’s registration list.

So where am I going to be deported to? Looks like France is on the list of volunteer recipients. Maybe this won’t be all that bad.

I concede to Paul in Saudi. Unless there’s someone here who’s actually met The Bearded One.
Anyone?

I think Paul wins!