What with rumors of a new law allowing American citizens to be deported …“expatriated”…who have ties to Al Queda, and given the generous flexibility displayed by the Bushistas in the definition of “ties to Al-Queda”, I offer this fun new game. Shall we say less than 6 degrees of seperation is grounds for whatever Mr. Ashcroft decides to do to the subject?
Game is of course played along the same rules as a similar game centered around that move star guy, Kevin Bacon. It is, of course, a given that all “radical islamacists” are directly under the command of Osama bin Laden, since Al Queda is the Comintern for all such movements. Hence, Saddam Hussein is one degree, since that guy had his leg cut off in Baghdad, which is Iraq’s capital, hence one degree. OK, two.
Donald Rumsfeld, who shook hands with Saddam Hussein some years back, is a three. Get his airplane ticket, he’s gone.
Pope John II was shot by Achmed Ahmet, who is an islamic radical, hence the Pope is a two.
Nanook of the North is an Eskimo, which is a native American subset. Some indians of northern NY are implicated in a plot to sell cigarettes to support Hamas, which is Islamist radical, so Nanook is a four.
All lesbians are a four, because Dick Cheney’s daughter is a lesbian, Dick Cheney knows Donald Rumsfeld, who shook hands with Saddam, who is in cahoots with Osama bin Laden.
Challenge: who is a five or more? Anybody?