Fucking Al Qaeda douchebags

Maybe this doesn’t belong in the pit but this ticked me off enough to ruin my already moderately crummy day. I’m really sick of these guys. Al-Qaeda’s number two guy mocks Obama.

Sure, Bush pretty much dropped the ball on dealing with them, and it may be impossible to completely pull the plug on these nutbags, but they really need to go.

You’re Pitting Al Quaeda… for mockery?

How dare them!

Yeah, poor guy got re-elected.

Yeah, I wondered about that too. After what we’ve had to deal with from these clowns for, what, more than fifteen years now, a racial epithet on one of their pathetic little videos is what gets you outraged?

I’m more outraged by the fact that they’re still shooting at us, but YMMV, I guess.

I hear they also don’t neuter their dogs, don’t separate their recycling, and hang toilet paper the wrong way. Clearly time for them to go.

Well, maybe I shouldn’t have. I’ve had a rough week and my nerves are kinda frayed. I should probably pit Fort Bragg for making in processing ten times harder than it needs to be. But that would be one long ranting post.

I must say that this is a very unexpected turn of events for Al Queda. They always seemed like such nice boys! What…with the “just touchin’ base” videos and the way they fawn over their women and the physical fitness camps for their young people. Who knew they could be so hard to get along with!

At least it should shut up all the “Obama’s a Muslim/terrorist sympathizer!” idiots.

Maybe I’m on my own on this but they jumped the shark for me when the flew those planes into those buildings.

Heh. That is a good point, though I’m willing to bet that some of them will claim Obama set this up to throw suspicion from him.

Meh. If McCain had been elected he would have pointed out that their glorious campaign against the evil American pig-dogs was succeeding gloriously because the evil American pig-dogs elected Bush’s ideological equal out of fear of Islam’s gloriousness. What do you expect him to say?

You’re AF right? Why are you at Bragg?

Dear Al Quaeda,

Please shut up.

Regards,

Button.

Damn. Why didn’t Bush think of that?

Top notch, buttonjockey308. I’m sure we’ve heard the last of them now.

I used to really respect Dr. al-Zawahiri and the way he carried himself in public. But mocking Obama and Powell and Rice with a racial epithet? That’s just beneath him. He used to be cool, but now I’m all disillusioned.

Didn’t we capture their number two guy, like, ten or so times?

Maybe they’re dialing down from killing to a light insulting now and then, in the hope the job security will improve.

You forgot the fuck.

Come on, this is great news for the incoming President. If they really wanted to hurt him…“AL QAEDA CONGRATULATES BROTHER BARACK! THE ‘CHRISTIAN’ DISGUISE WORKED! ALL HAIL ‘THE PROMISED WARRIOR’!”

Seriously, I dealt with a friend of mine this weekend over his concern that the Shi’ite world would regard Pres-El Obama as “The Promised Warrior”, supposedly another Apocalyptic figure in their lore.

http://www.forbes.com/opinions/2008/10/26/obama-iran-ahmadinejad-oped-cx_at_1026taheri.html

I’d hate to be the interpreter who briefed Obama on the video clip.

O:What does that term really mean?
I: Er, he called you a “House N____r”, Sir.
O: Oh yeah? Can we bomb this guy? How many airplanes do you need for this sort of thing?

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