Six Flags Commercial

Who plays mr. six in the six flags commercials?

Six Flags is being coy about it.

No clue. It’s not as bad as that singing belly-button commercial from a few years ago, but it’s definitely pretty high on my creeps-me-out meter.

My new worst nightmare is some kind of Six Flags/Burger King commercial crossover. Just let your imagination conjure up the image of Mr. Six and the King together.

Or better yet, don’t!

If anybody needs me, I’ll be hiding under my desk in the fetal position.

EZ

See if you can’t figure out a way to work in the Quiznos sponge monkeys.

It’s bound to be a young guy made up like an old guy. I think “Jackass” had a segment where they were made up like old guys, using Hollywood make up techniques. They looked like old guys, but could get down like young guys.

Unless of course everybody has already taken it for granted that it’s a young guy in make up, then I don’t have a clue who the actual guy is.

It’s definitely make-up; you can tell in the close-up shots. I seriously love those commercials, though.

–Cliffy

My daughter insists it’s Ross Perot. I agree. That black ops helicopter dropped some spectacular drugs down his chimney.

Oh great! Now I have Venga Boys playing in my head! I hate you.

Nikki Sixx?

IS NOT!

I think it’s a girl.

Someone asked TV Guide the gender of the Mr. Six actor. Although Six Flags will not say if it is a young guy or an old, they do say that it is a man.

Oh.

Well… then… he looks like a girl? I guess the diminuitive stature threw me off.

My bet is this guy.

WE LIKE THE MOON!