Six Word Stories: Capitalism

(This follows the same format as other six word story threads. These were cautioned for having political topics - but the aim here is to come up with a six word story and verbose discussion of politics is not permitted or encouraged in this thread.)

More. More. More. More. More. Less.

The belief in growth ended crushingly.

Getting rich is easy; work harder.

You work harder. I get richer.

The rich get richer, and fewer.

I can’t buy all that’s advertised.

“Your three minutes are up”
“Operator…!”

Two cows. Sell one. Buy bull.

Two cows. Inseminate with neighbours bull.

Far from perfect. Better than alternatives.

Privatize the profits. Socialize the risk.