Do not click this link without at least a 56k Modem:
It’s funny… that’s all. And, like all really funny things, at its heart lies a healthy kernel of truth.
You weren’t joking about “that’s all”, were you? Funny, yes, but I have so many of those “test of patience” experiences that I can scarcely believe I tried that link. Now I just have to figure out who else I can inflict it on. 
Hey! That was fun! I think I’ll do it again.
Finally! A site that musters up the balls to parody all those cheesy Flash intros. Although, that Flash intro was kinda cheesy in itself, but hey, it still gave me a woody.