snort As my mother can assure you, after 29 years of marriage, yes, indeed people do.
Oh BOY, do they EVER.
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Fuck yeah. Nocturnal blanket rippers can be among the most lethal farts known to humankind. You can’t get away from them. Well, you could get away, but that would mean getting out of bed. Plus, these are dinner farts that have steeped for hours until they’ve achieved paint-peeling ferocity, requiring no voluntary force to launch these air biscuits of doom.