I changed jobs within my company and can no longer while away the hours snatching stray moment here.
I had a 1997 Gateway 2000 with the first Pentium II chip and the first DVD they ever offered. When I first got the PC the DVD player didn’t work. I called customer service and said my DVD player doesn’t work and the guy asked your what? sigh My beloved PC that provided me with my first broadband experience and hundreds of hours of Civilization game play died a few weeks ago.
Tonight I am sitting in bed with a brand spanking new laptop and a wireless connection. All is right with the world. 
Sloth glorious sloth. If only I could teach the cats how to get me a beer from the fridge life would be grand.