Okay, this weeks turgid episode of The Straight Dope was about parthenogenisis, or the ability to self fertilize, and how it relates to turkeys.
Slugs cartoon shows the Cecil turkey in full dominatrix gear, holding a tube of some kind of sinister cream, and commanding poor Little Ed to “sit little Ed, I’m gunna’ reproduce”
Is this finally proof of the Cecil / Ed Zotti link? After all, the whole point of the article was self fertilization.
Should I just stick to the Sea Monkey questions?