What is S.L.U.T?
Sexy Ladies’ Underwear and Titties.
“What’s so damned funny?” his mother snapped.
Sluts rule!
(That is a historical fact, BTW.)
Why is it that one is able to determine the join date simply by a thread title?
By shared causation.
Did anyone else think this was about slut shaving?
Preach it! The internet is the greatest thing to happen to slutdom since doggie style was invented.
OP seems to have mixed up Straight Dope and 4chan.
Is it just me that finds it really funny that the OP complained about people making sexist and rude comments in the same sentence as calling everyone pussies?
No, but thank you heartily for the image! 
That is amusing (and sad too.)
He also got quite worked up about us (bolding mine)
Listen up, fuckwad. If you’re going to try and be all feministy (it’s a word, look it up!), I would suggest you stop throwing around words like “pussies”, which clearly links weakness and the female genitalia, especially IN THE VERY SAME SENTENCE! Fucking idiot.
At least there was punctuation.
South Lake Union Trolley, of course. What did you think?
I’m not sure I’ve ever before met an OP that I both whole-heartedly agree with and simultaneously have no idea WTF he’s talking about…weird.
“This place”? I don’t recall seeing the stupid crap the OP talks about. Anything remotely like it gets mercilessly pounded to dust on this board, as it should.
Other than that, this is the Pit. Where talking smack is mandatory. If there is something in the pit that upsets the delicate flowers, they probably shouldn’t be reading the Pit.
Do we get a party van?
Huh? You mean I have to unlock that room and let one of them out? All of them? Um, okay. Done. You probably think I should have buried mother (and kept her buried) years ago. Okay, I’ll do that too. Done. Now, who is going to blow me on demand? Hmm?
As for shaming the sluts, I find shaming discourages behavior. I don’t like to discourage sluttery. I like to encourage it. I’m nuts for sluts!
Only if it is windowless and white.