Smapti is Pitted

De Georgio: Ah that’s one thing about our Harry, doesn’t play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.

Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?

De Georgio: Ask him.

Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.

The biggest complaint I’ve ever had from my neighbors is that I threw some garbage in their can once because mine was full.

All of which potentially put me at risk of being arrested or killed myself for harboring enemies of the state.

So nobody had any obligation to the United States prior to around 1964 or so?

Thus violating the social contract. You clearly have a duty to turn yourself in.

That’s a pretty shitty thing to do.

Do your neighbors know that you would turn them in if they were hiding from a government that was persecuting their ethnic group? That’s what makes you a terrible neighbor, and a terrible fellow human being, and a detriment and a danger to society and humanity.

Yes, you’ve already established that you’re a coward in addition to a fascist.

No one had any obligation to assist the US government or any other Americans in the actions of persecuting black people.

Good of you to keep the Horst-Wessel-Lied at a reasonable volume.

They asked me to cover the extra $5 on their garbage bill for having an overfilled can. I paid it.

I can’t say that topic has ever arisen at our neighborhood block parties, but I wouldn’t think less of them if they were willing to do the same to me.

You seem to have me mistaken for a citizen of some country that is not America.

Then I feel sad for your neighbors. People generally want to know if individuals who are detrimental and dangerous to human society live nearby.

That makes two of us.

The fact they complained about that to you probably means they already think you’re some kind of a pain and don’t give you any leeway. My neighbors are nice and if they through something in my trash I wouldn’t like but I’d chalk it up to a one time thing. If my neighbors had been annoying me, I’d be more likely to say something.

So why didn’t you put it in your own filled trash can and leave them out of it? Looking for contraband so you could turn them in?

Carpet beetles had gotten into my closet and I had to throw out several bags worth of old clothes which weren’t worth saving. After the third bag, my can was full to where I couldn’t fit any more in, and the amount that the city charges for having to pick bags up off the curb is exponentially higher than the amount they charge for an overflowing can, so I tossed the other two bags in the neighbor’s can.

I totally had Eric Cartman’s voice in my head as I read that.

Which of course totally fits this thread because Smapti is totally the real world version of him.

I was thinking more along the line of Jim Sterling’s representation of EA (and their relationship with gamestop). But yeah, Cartman works too.

Who told YOU that you could circumvent the will of the governing authorities (obedience be unto them) who set those rates? It’s just a shame your neighbors lack the proper civic spirit and neglected to report you.

Garbage collection in this area is controlled by a private corporation. I hold no civic obligation to them.

The fact that you are even engaging in this conversation is a gold-plated shit-nugget of hilarity.

But seriously, seek help. There may still be time.