Smapti is Pitted

Well, fascists aren’t known for such…

“How many Jewish vermin does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

“It doesn’t matter, we’re going to exterminate them all!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“HO HO HEE HEE HEE! I’m telling you, this material is dynamite! We should take it on the road!”

Where on Earth did you get the idea I was an anti-semite, of all things?

You’ve stated that if government agents asked you to turn in Jews that were hiding because the government was trying to round up all the Jews, you would do it.

I don’t know that that makes him anti-Semite; I’m sure he’d be equally as happy to turn in Tutsi, Armenians, or runaway slaves.

Which is why I now treat him as a troll. He may be more authoritarian than most, but he’s clearly upped the ante in order to be more provocative.

I think that makes him anti-Tutsi/Armenian/slave, rather than not anti-Semitic. Smapti – aka ‘the worst neighbor in human history’ – is, by his political views, pretty much anti-person.

How does that make me an anti-semite? The ethnicity of a person that the government “asks me to turn in” is irrelevant. If the government wanted to round up all the white people, I’d be obligated to surrender; does that make me anti-white?

Yes.

So I’m racist against every race?

How does that work?

“Racist” may not be the best term, because I’m not sure if you believe any groups are inferior. But there are hardly more anti-semitic actions that one could take then to turn in Jews to a government that is persecuting Jews. Similarly, there are hardly more anti-Tutsi, or anti-Armenian, or anti-white, actions that one could take then to turn in Tutsi/Armenians/whites to a government that is persecuting this group.

I disagree. It doesn’t make him an anti-semite. It makes him a spineless, morally reprehensible shithead who ought to make like the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Marketing Division when the revolution comes. There are worse things in the world than a racist, and he definitely qualifies.

“Oh please Mr. Oppressive, Murderous Government, is this good? Am I licking your boots clean in the way you want sir? Does that please you? I rubbed it with the blood of the oppressed just like you wanted! Oh yes, sir, I’m so happy to please you!”

Disgusting.

Perhaps you’re familiar with the more commonly-used blanket term, “asshole.”

Pointing and laughing isn’t “engaging”. Maybe if he ever works his way back up to the “30% serious, 70% mock” level…

“No! I told you to start with the sole!”
“Yes, sir!”

“But I can’t find the Government’s sole!”

Assuming the alternatives are “Turn in people of Ethnicity X” or “be imprisoned and possibly killed for harboring Ethnicity X”, turning them in is the only way to fulfill both my obligations to the state and to myself. I get one lifetime and then I cease to exist for all of history, so it makes absolutely no sense for me to lay my life on the line for anyone or anything.

There are other alternatives – try to hide them where they won’t be found, hide yourself, attempt to leave the country, join the resistance, etc. You chose the worst of all options. And you have no obligations to a state that persecutes an ethnic group.

In summary, then:

Fascist:

Coward:

I trust we’ve had more than enough citations to demonstrate Idiot.

Meeting adjourned.

Yep. If he truly lives and acts in the same fashion as his statements, Smapti is a very bad neighbor and fellow human being, and a detriment and a danger to the society in which he lives.