In which we argue over which STAR TREK character had the best functioning brain. Really, it’s not hard.
Only humans are eligible, and even then only those not modified by alien influence. So Q, Spock, Data, Seven of Nine, and Barkley are out. I thought about disqualifying genetically-modified humans too, but I wanted to insult that wanker Julian Bashir at least twice, so I didn’t. For purposes of this thread, characters from the reboot are separate from those in the original series, as otherwise I won’t be able to call New!Kirk a miserable waste of protoplasm who needs to be beaten with a crowbar.