Smirky McDouchebag lawsuit dismissed

By the way, I might have appreciated a title and an OP that gave something of a summary of what this was all about.

Step out of the way?

MAGA cap is the new Klan hood. So, the progressive left was at least partially justified.

He’s in the news again for being a whiny bitch snowflake.

I wanted to start a thread about Smirky McDouchebag’s lawsuit being dismissed so I titled the thread, “Smirky McDouchebag lawsuit dismissed.” That’s self commenting code my man.

And you couldn’t be bothered to tell us who the fuck Smirky McDouchebag is? You’d rather have an OP that has us going “Huh? Who?” than “Oh yeah, that guy!”

This thread can be considered a followup to the earlier MAGA-hat kid hires fancy lawyer.

Other, earlier threads on the incident in question: Covington Catholic High (in case it hasn’t been mentioned already), and Has the media misrepresented the incident with the Covington Cathlic kids?

Smirky McDouchebag is who he is.

And forever shall be.
Even if he’s the first man on mars, the headlines will say “Smirky McDouchebag and Four Astronauts Landed On Mars.”

Right on.

In honor of the premiere of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood I will paraphrase Quentin Tarantino…

“Smirky McDouchebag didn’t become Smirky McDouchebag. Smirky McDouchebag was born Smirky McDouchebag. When Smirky McDouchebag wakes up in the morning, he’s Smirky McDouchebag. His alter ego is Nick Sandmann. His outfit with the big red “S”, that’s the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Sandmanns found him. Those are his clothes. What Sandmann wears - the MAGA hat - that’s the costume. That’s the costume Smirky McDouchebag wears to blend in with us.”

I have to admit, when I saw the name “Smirky McDouchebag”, my first thought was this guy, not the Covington kid.

Your expectations in the Pit are far too high.

Mine too.

Fair.

Though I did include his legal name and a link to a news article to clear up any confusion.

I don’t think so. I still expect OPs to communicate clearly. That doesn’t change just because insults are allowed.

At least Chanty McPoundsdrum was pubicly exposed to be a liar and a criminal, so a little justice came for the Twitter lynch mob. (And if you want to say that Poundy shouldn’t be judged for crimes he committed as a dumb teen, then maybe you should feel at least a little embarrassed at judging a teen for–let’s see–wearing a hat and not backing down to someone trying to intimidate him.)

You are, of course, entitled to your opinion. In this particular case your opinion is stupid and wrong.

Have you ever tried being less of a fucking moron? Like even for a couple hours?

Bullshit, and, frankly, an insult to people persecuted by the Klan.

And even if it was (which it isn’t), the kid’s a fucking kid. Making a child internet enemy number one for a whole week because he wore the wrong hat is nobody’s idea of sane.

So what? Really. What precisely has this minor done that warrants a pitting??

Is there ever going to be a time when the right doesn’t use identity politics as a shield for their own inadequacies and transgressions?

Yeah, I had to open the thread just to figure out who it was about (I was hoping it was another British boat)…
That’s needlessly annoying.

And for the OP to dismiss other posters when they call you on it is, well, being a jerk. Come to think of it, it had the attitude of "C’mon, why should I care what I do here?" So it disrespected a whole forum.