What brand do you smoke and why?
Marlboro Lights (when I’m in Canada, Du Maurier Regular). I find they’ve got the best taste and they’re just strong enough to give me that little hitch at the back of the throat when I take a drag. Anything lighter, and it doesn’t feel like anything. Anything stronger, and I’m hacking up a lung. I see no one else here has mentioned it, so I’ll expand by saying that the “hitch” I’m talking about is the little tickle you feel when you inhale the smoke.
What’s a big smoking habit and a not-so-big smoking habit?
What everyone else says. Anything more than a pack a day is a big habit. I’m between 1/2 and 3/4 a day.
What are the logistical problems with smoking (other than the obvious of finding a place and people making rude remarks)?
Driving a stick shift and smoking at the same time. You need a hand to hold the steering wheel, a hand to change gears, and a hand to grab the smoke and hold the lighter. Obviously, it’s no problems on the highway, but when you’re in town, it’s a pain in the ass. The heater gets knocked off, you end up with small little burns everywhere. It’s gotten to the point where I won’t light one until I’m up to speed on the highway.
Making sure you have some for the morning.
Lighting one in the wind (you can tell experienced smokers 'cause they’ve figured out ways around this). Light it inside your coat; cup your hand around the flame; turn away from the wind, whole bunch of things.
Making sure the cigarette’s out in a full ashtray. You don’t want the old butts to catch fire.
Do cigarettes go bad? What does one do with stale cigarettes?
Yup. They go stale. And you smoke ‘em anyways, complaining the whole time about how friggin’ stale it is. Stale cigarettes are much harsher than fresh ones. They hurt the throat somethin’ awful.
Comparatively speaking, how does smoking a cigar or a pipe compare to cigarettes?
No idea.
What’s the buzz from smoking like? Relaxation? Stimulation?
Ah. That’s what gets you hooked in the first place. Your head spins a little, your fingertips tingle. There’s a sense of detachment from your nerve endings. And that lasts for the first three or four cigarettes. After that, you only get the buzz if you’re smoking something stronger than your usual brand, or if it’s been a while since your last smoke. The regular “first smoke of the morning” buzz is a little different: there’s a little lightheadedness, but not much, but it’s still the psychological kick that makes you realize that your day has started.
What’s withdrawal like and how long does it last?
Physically, I’d say withdrawal lasts about a week for the major symptoms. Irritability, shaky hands. You cough a lot more as your body starts to clear the crap out of your lungs.
Psychologically, it’s a kick in the nuts. You’re a coffee drinker. Imagine the situations you’re in where there’s always a coffee beside you. Now imagine having to do that, and not be able to have that coffee. I actually think I could want to quit if I only had to deal with the physical issues. I cannot imagine having a pint of beer without having a cigarette to go with it. Same with a cuppa tea or a mug of coffee. Each has been associated with a cigarette. Even if you’ve just had one, if you sit down at a bar and are given a nice cold mug - you gotta light up.
Hope this helps.