Is a crematorium the only place where clients can smoke but employees can’t
Now that’s a burning question.
Depends on just how you parse the grammar.
In a crematorium, the employees smoke the clients.
Here, “employees” is the subject. They are doing the smoking. “clients” is the direct object. They are getting smoked.
Is it illegal to smoke a Cuban in a crematorium?
“Do you smoke after sex?”
“I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
I think, ideally, the clients are already smoked by the time they reach the crematorium.
Define “client”. If I pay a trashman to haul away an old couch and dispose of it, am I the client or is the couch? If I have a pet that has seen better days and needs to be sent to meet its maker, am I the vet’s client, or is the pet?
What I wonder about is how they keep the ends lit?
Or somebody smoked 'em.