Smoking out raccoons

[Gatopescado]

Sit on the deck with your cell phone. Have someone call you. When you answer, announce loudly “Its for you”. When the Head Coon comes out to take the call, point at him laughing and ridicule him. Say stuff like “You are SO owned!” and “HAW HAW” and “You fell for the oldest trick in the book!” etc.

The raccoon will feel shame and be compelled to leave.

[BarnOwl]

@gatopescado

Sit on the deck with your cell phone. Have someone call you. When you answer, announce loudly “Its for you”. When the Head Coon comes out to take the call, point at him laughing and ridicule him. Say stuff like “You are SO owned!” and “HAW HAW” and “You fell for the oldest trick in the book!” etc.

The raccoon will feel shame and be compelled to leave.

It didn’t work, wise guy.

Instead the head coon said,** “We’re SO OWNED, huh? Then that makes us your
dependents. And that means you gotta give us medical benefits.”**

With that all 7 of them piled into my car and I had to take them to the vet for rabies shots.

Thanks a lot gato. :mad: