It is true that the male G-spot is in your ass. It is called the prostate. When mine is massaged well I have an orgasm.
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. Keep up the good work Prism.
There are several types of businesses in any city which are sure to garner the interest of the local police and the politicians and those are: bars and porn shops. (Now I suppose tobacconists will be added to the list.) Anything concerning adult fun will be observed suspiciously, usually under the orders of those who are either prudes or religious nuts or abstain from such pleasures.
Did I mention that our shop was positioned near a strip club? Less than a block away was a small liquor store. I thought it would be great to combine all three in a huge store. (Back then, the famous ‘Gillies’ country bar was in the news and that was a huge place doing major business.)
Imagine it - one goes in and watches the strippers, who gets one all hot and bothered. From there one wobbles with ideas into the porn shop and buys toys, lotions, rubbers or films and on the way out, one gets a bottle to go to assure the right attitude when one reaches one’s girl friend.
My boss did not think it would be a good idea. He felt that too many drunks wandering in might cause problems, plus those wobbling out might cause problems not only on the road but in the parking lot (he pointed out the frequent drunken fights in the lot of the club, usually cumulating in both the cops and the ambulance there) and to even present such a proposal to the city leaders to get permits was liable to give the fat old farts heart attacks.
He dryly observed that if he even presented such a proposal, not only would they reject it but probably increase the police surveillance we already had and send in the fire Marshall, who would find fire code violations - even though there were none.
It was a great idea though, I thought. Not only strippers and booze – both of which I enthusiastically approve – but an expanded store.
Think of it!!
Walls of rubber dicks! All shapes and colors, sizes and texture! Dicks that glowed, dicks that hummed, dicks that sparkled and dicks that were ‘soft to the touch, as smooth as a baby’s behind.’
Then videos! Racks and racks of f**k films! Intercourse of all types, all angles, everything for the viewing gourmet, hundreds of stars, all in living color ranging from mild porn to ball slamming, hard core sizzling sex!!
Shelves of candles! All types, all colors, all shapes from pricks to snatch (that type is a little hard to make - but it can be found), to tapers, cylinders, cubes and balls. Scents also! Musk, bayberry, strawberry, blueberry, cranberry, rose, cinnamon, seaside, mountain breeze, and more!
Racks and racks of magazines! Full, lurid color with glossy pages and intense, eye catching, stimulating action frozen in time to pique the dullest imagination and to satisfy the most curious of the curious.
Rainbows of rubbers! Strings of rubbers in glossy packs, strings, boxes and envelopes. Rubbers ridged (for her pleasure, of course), smooth rubbers, large rubbers, small rubbers (yeah, like those sell well), pink, green, blue, yellow, red, brown, black, gold, orange rubbers! Industrial grade, heavy duty rubbers, sheer, sensitive delight rubbers, coated rubbers, uncoated rubbers, tipped rubbers, rubbers with no tips (?? -why?), glow in the dark rubbers, black light rubbers and novelty rubbers!
Rubbers galore!
Then toys. If you have a hole, we’ll have something for it. Vibrators, plugs, chains, whips, restraints, clips, bars, cords, boots, things that go bump in the night (or inside her anyhow – or you, for that matter), games, masks, wigs, straps, blow up dolls, gel pricks, portable snatch, and everything to suit your tastes and beyond.
Stacks and stacks of lotions, jells, oils and creams of all colors, scents and degree of viscosity. A vast color wheel of slippery love! (Almost makes you cry, doesn’t it? Sniff!) From scented jell to lotions which generate a ‘mild, pleasant sense of friction and warmth’, to creams and lotions designed to disarm – for a time – any hair trigger.
Also plastic sheets to protect the bed sheets from all that jell.
Strap-ons and harnesses and sweet sensual soaps
panties of candies and soft velvet ropes
butt plugs assorted and dildos like kings
these are a few of my favorite things!
DISCLAIMER!
Knowing the vultures of the SDMB, who await to pounce on anyone for any reason just to cause trouble to to salve their little egos, I must say that the mention in the above post concerning ‘smooth as a babies behind’ has nothing in any way, shape or form to do with kiddie porn and was simply referring to the texture of the object mentioned.
Thank you.
Prism 02
I count 28 posts by Prismo in this thread. This is getting ridiculous. And less and less credible, I might add. Prismo, I’m sure you worked at a porn shop, and I’m sure some of these things actually happened. But why do you keep posting these anecdotes, often with noone else in between? Is it the view counter that you like so much?
Are you planning on continuing this forever? Is this some sort of therapy for you? Because at this stage, I just don’t get it anymore. I can see someone sharing enthousiastically one of his favourite past jobs, but for this long?
Coldfire, I’ve been asked to continue and, from the view count, obviously people are reading it.
So, lets find out. Those of you who wish me to continue expounding on my porn shop experiences, please say so and those who do not, say so also.
Personally, I don’t mind either way. It just strikes me as somewhat odd, that’s all.
Perhaps it is. I had fun working there. It is fun to recall. Some readers have asked me to continue writing about it and I thought I would oblige them until either it becomes a bore or I run out of incidents.
The mods don’t seem to mind.
I would like to keep reading, Prism. They are fascinating and believable. From my experience in life (I never worked in the sex industry in any way), they even seem a bit mild. Jasper is just freaking or something. ;)@Coldfire.
HUGS!
Sqrl
I love this thread. I was just thinking that I’d be bummed when you inevitably run out of anecdotes, Prism.
Which reminds me…for the longest time I only used my vibrators on the “outside”, I dunno, I guess I felt wierd about non-human penetration. Some months ago, I got advice from a lesbian online pal, she gave me some tips on using vibrators for penetration and ended by saying, “Remember to clean it before and after use.” I didn’t pry for details at the time but now, I wonder, is there anything I should keep in mind for safe vibrator use? I just used some water…but is that enough? Not enough?
Thanks.
A fan
Yeah, I sort of live a sheltered life, here in Amsterdam :rolleyes:
LOL @Coldire.
BTW, Prismo, the G-Spot DOES exsist. I feel sorry for your girlfriends.
Coldie, we all know that Amsterdam is the market for far right wing conservatives who want to abolish any type of sexual practice. 
You forget that the US is one of the prudest nations around. Hearing people talk about sex and working in the sex industry is pretty unheard of in polite company and is pretty much forbidden territory to a whole lot of people here. Sorry if I offended, that wasn’t my intention.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Hell, I enjoy reading about PRISM02’s experiences. As an occasional customer (alongside Mrs. O) it’s kinda fun to hear about Life on the Other Side of the Counter. Keep going!
[Grandpa Simpson]“I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. Not one of those plain yellow onions, either. A fancy white one, which cost a nickel. In those days, nickels had a picture of a bee on them; we called them BEES. “Gimme five bees for a quarter!” we’d say. I was on my way to Shelbyville, which was still known as Batesville then…”[/Grandpa Simpson]
Estrella: Soap and water. Water alone doesn’t do it. especially for oily bodily secretions. Preferably one of the antibacterial soaps. Believe it or not, use condoms to cover the devices if they are not easily water cleanable. Want some fun? ( 
) Use a butt plug at the same time as a regular vibrator - especially if you can get one which vibrates also. You’ll be very pleased.
voguevixen: Hmm? Have I been insulted and should I be annoyed? 
At a radio promotion, the station’s hot little number (an ex-stripper who is now a talk show co-host with a magnificent body and a wonderful dippy dame attitude - which I have trouble determining as being fake or real) decided to wear a pair of vibrator panties as she signed posters for fans – which displayed her virtually nude – and they could press the wireless remote control nearby, which would send her into seductive moans of delight.
It sounded good – (the wonders of modern technology) but as the girl and the other radio personalities entered the bar where the poster signing was to take place, the main talk show host had the control in his pocket. Well, the girl started getting very pleasing sensations as she walked and surprised, she accused him of triggering the device. He insisted that he was not and took the remote out of his pocket to prove it – and she was stimulated again. As they walked bemusedly through the bar to the tables where the signing was to take place, she kept moaning now and then as her panties fired up and they could not figure out what was going on.
When they reached the tables, they were discussing what the problem might be, when a guy sitting close by, who was there for the signing and a listener to the show, turned and in his hand was a remote control from another set of panties!
He said; “I had wondered if all of these things were on the same signal.”
Obviously so, and he had been triggering her buzzer panties from across the bar! He put his away and the signing took place like it was supposed to!
So, ladies, if you buy a set of those vibrator panties with remote controls, be careful where you wear the because someone else just might have a remote just like yours and you might get diddled when you least expect it.
pepperlandgirl:
Funny – you shouldn’t. I never got any complaints and I might brag that I probably did hit the ‘G’ spot, but it just blended in with the over all pleasure.
Should I take your comment as an insult?
When one works for years in a porn store, one learns that sex is much more than just humping away and concentrating only on what is between both sets of legs. One would be surprised at what one can learn from discussions with lesbians.
PRISM02 – Hi Mark!
No, I don’t expect you to be able to spell. Or to be honest. Why don’t you tell all these posters who you really are? Come on, let’s just be honest!
Hi folks, I’m Byzantine. I’ve always been Byzantine and I can tell you that PRISM02 is full of shit. He’s never worked in an adult shop. I’m sure he’s been in one but only as a buyer, not as a seller. He is just very good at spinning a tale. Wanna check it out? Go to:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30169
This is DrainBead, a very respected poster, calling him out. There is also this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=7381
which is my grand thesis on the whole Mark thing. Also is:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25181
where he admits to the whole thing as an “experiment”.
So, what is it now, Mark? Another grand experiment? Or just you continuing your crap?
Why don’t you just pull your head out and be honest with all these posters that think YOU are being honest?
I’m not saying that you don’t have valid insights but for Goddess sake, Mark, be honest! Tell these people who you are and why you are doing this.
I love sex and have no problem discussing it. Why do you feel you have to talk about it under such a plethora of names? Are you embarrassed? Why?
I think I am insulted now. I’m not who you think I am and I have begun to get annoyed with being hassled all across the board by people who have a fixed opinion of who I should be and will not believe me regardless of what I say.
I am disturbing no one here – something MS made a point of doing.
MS was a depressive. I am not.
MS had a fast temper. I do not.
MS could become irrational in defense of himself or his opinions. I do not.
MS did not like to admit when he was wrong. I do.
MS deliberately generated argumentative and manipulative posts baiting people. I do not.
MS spoke in an authoritative way about things he was proven wrong in. I do not.
I see to have the following on my ass, who appear to be part of the original group of little thugs who seem to feel that this is ‘their’ board and who harassed MS:
Byzantine
Coldfire
Satan (and, of course -)
Drainbead
I would assume that the administrators of this board would promptly kick me off if they decided that I was/am MS.
I have no problems with any of you above in joining into friendly discussions but I was reading the SD when you turned on MS, Ogrefade and others and observed the rampant intimidation, harassment and insult casting. If you insist on persecuting me, then I will plea my case to the administration of this board. I might file complaints with your ISP’s – like with e-mail harassment. In actual life, I’d sue you, or be more than happy to step outside and knock your teeth out. (Now, I suppose, I’ll get the obligatory testosterone response.)
Moderator would you be kind enough to voice an opinion here? Since when does a public board get to be run by a little ‘gang’ of harassing thugs?
PRISM02 – “I see to have the following on my ass, who appear to be part of the original group of little thugs who seem to feel that this is ‘their’ board and who harassed MS:”
That should be I “seem” to have the following. And I’m not a little thug. And I don’t think this is my board.
I think you are MS. You seem to know a lot about what he did and didn’t do. Yes, let’s get a mod in here. If you feel so persecuted by me and all the other “little thugs” and if I’m talking a bunch of lies, why don’t YOU take the grand step of sending this thread to a mod? Don’t just say you want one in here, go get one, Mark.
And if you felt so persecuted, why didn’t you do this during Drain’s thread? You just wanted to wait until now? Did you get a new ISP? Why don’t you actually answer the charges against you?
Ever heard the line “the lady doth protest too much”?
Oh, BTW, I cross posted this in the Pit to Drain’s thread. That should get another mod involved. And a bunch of posters that know you inside and out.