Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages… I give you My Office – soon to be the next Stomp!
Okay, the poor man’s Stomp.
Without the humour.
Or the choreography.
But maybe a little bit of the “garbage motif” though.
First up, Co-worker #1: “Pop”
Makes an ‘O’ shape with his mouth and slaps it with his hand. “Pop!” Oh, but he of many talents can also make the ‘O’ and drum on his cheeks for a “poppa-pop-poppity popop!” If he’s thinking he’ll sit there on repeat until the thought finally completes itself “pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… pop… ding!”
Then feast your ears on Co-worker #2: “Snap”
Yes, it’s the one, the only Popsalong Snappity! Every step is accompanied by a snap of the fingers of the opposite hand. Watch as this marvel gets bored and walks up and down the office hall – “click clack click clack” sounding like an iiiiitty biiiiiitty little wee-ee-ee horsey with teensy weensy little hooves. “clippity-clop… clippity-clop…”
Listen as we expand our rhythm section to include: “Crackle!”
He can walk up and down the hall while snapping his fingers on both hands… at the same time!!
*Crowd: “Oo-oo! Aah-aah!” *
Watch and be amazed as he walks up and down the halls, with unparalleled volume. “CRACKLE! CRACKLE! CRACKLE!”
And always the popular regular performer: Freaky Co-worker herself , in the head-lining, show-stopping role of She Who Hums Tunelessy All Day. “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!”
Reserve your copy of our up-and-coming CD album, “Forever Fidget” today!*.
And don’t miss the live show, five days a week, conveniently located in the heart of dowtown.**
And if you act now, you can take advantage of the unique percussive contribution of our visiting guest performer: I Wear High-Heel Platform Shoes But I Don’t Know How To Walk In Them!
For tickets call 1-800-SIT-STILL – operators are standing by!***
- Not for sale in retail locations.
** May cause headaches, blurry vision, and gastrointestinal distress.
*** No, no they aren’t.