Snatching Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory : 86-Yr-Old's Sudden Death

[Claverhouse]

A sad ending to some quaint facet of Americana… Mr. Howard Stern, the respected shock-jock gave the winner of one of his generous competitions, Get My Grandpa Laid, 86-yr-old Johnny Orris the services of two hookers at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
Unfortunately he went for a steak dinner beforehand.
After winning the October competition, Orris was counting down the days until his night of passion with call girls Caressa Kisses and Rain Riches.

“He was on cloud nine, and anxious to get back to the Bunny Ranch,” the 49-year-old grandson said. “He told one of the girls, ‘I’m gonna be back here at 9 o’clock — you’d better be ready!’”

But two bites into his prime rib, Orris began choking — and his grandson said repeated attempts to save the retired farmer with the Heimlich maneuver were unsuccessful.
The upset grandson found solace with one of the ranch’s working girls when Hof granted him a freebie.

NY Daily News

[Isilder]

I saved an old lady who was choking on her steak. She had totally passed out, and lost pulse.

I was with a bunch of doctors. MD at least.
First they tried Heimlich and they tried removing the obstruction using knife, spoon, etc

Then
A Malaysian doctor was doing CPR.

A little chinese ER doctor was trying to do EAR.
She couldn’t get any air in.

I figured out that was because she couldn’t blow hard enough

So I took really deep breath and did the EAR !

I cleared our her sinus.

Then I took another deep breath, pinched her nose, and did EAR …
and I hear a massive scary noise.

Well that was the air going past the steak, and she came to, and coughed up the steak and her dentures.

And I was covered in her snot.