Lady Mung and I are heading to Ohio on Thursday to visit her mother and grandmother. Mom is taking care of Grandma and we’re going to help with house things for a few days.
Here’s the deal. We live several hours apart. It’s been several weeks since we’ve seen one another. We are randy as hell. We’re going to be on the road for about 8 hours. I need to know what two people can do, shy of getting a hotel room, when they have an urgent need for a private rendezvous. We aren’t exhibitionists and so aren’t going to get busy in the first McDonald’s bathroom we come across.
I need ideas, suggestions, anydamnthing. I’ve been brainstorming and can’t really think of a good way to just “sneak off” on a road trip. What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?
Some reststops have family bathrooms that are pretty much single rooms with locking doors. Of course, the fact that you’re in a public reststop might sap some of the romance.
If I were you, I’d put a blanket in the trunk and find a nice big park or forest (where in Ohio will you be? The Hocking area is perfect for this) and take a little walk. There’s plenty of trees out there to get temporarily lost in, especially if you wait until dark.
Country roads at night were made for this kind of thing. I have one fond memory of doing it right on the hood of the car somewhere outside of Muncie, IN. Whatta night.
We’re going to Fremont. I know absolutely nothing about Fremont or Ohio. We’ll be driving from Knoxville, TN which means we’ll be taking I-75 for at least part of the way…I’m not totally sure about the route. I’m not navigating this one.
Any Ohio dopers wanna volunteer a shed?
You want to look for the gas stations with the one-seater type restrooms. Also, some truck stops rent showers. Where in Ohio? I drive through Ohio just about every weekend, and I’ve driven it with, er, company more than once.
Oooh–I just thought of one. If you see a Baby’s R Us they have nursing rooms. With dim lighting and couches and complementary wipies for when your are through. It’s perfect, you’ll just have to be quick.
Well, the obvious question is what kind of vehicle are you driving? Maybe consider renting an SUV with a spacious-after-back-seats-are-folded-down love nest? Claim that your vehicle unexpectedly “blew a hose” or something. (yes, pun intended) I knew a girl once (in the biblical sense) with a Ford expedition and it worked really well as a mobile hotel room.
