SNL Superfans Soldier Field detour?

Hey, SNL fans…

Remember the Superfans sketch after the Bears fired Ditka? The one that just has Swerski (I forget whether it was Bill or Bob) penning a letter to the Bears expressing disappointment over Ditka’s firing?

Well…in the letter, Swerski detailed a detour he would be taking into the city so that he would not pass Soldier Field. But danged if I can remember what that detour is. Anybody remember? I checked youtube, fuzzymemories.tv, and a site that has SNL transcripts, but no luck.

I remember that the detour involved Balbo, Cermak, and a Walgreen’s…

…so…nobody knows the detour???