Look, douchebag, I already admitted I was being an ass before you entered with your signature razor wit. If that isn’t enough for you, then I guess that’s some tough titty.
Fair enough.
To sum up: You’re a self-proclaimed ass, and I have to deal with “tough titty”.
I can live with that.
Not quite entorely correct. You also have to deal with being a douchebag.
In your eyes.
Again, I can live with that.
I always wanted to punch the people who just cleared a 10" diameter hole in the front window and that’s it. When I lived where it snows, I always cleared my car. It just seemed like the sensible thing to do. But I miss the snow, my parents have 23" in thier backyard. I’m jealous.
Yeah, when the sun hits you the wrong way… BAM!!! (Apologies to Bam-Bam.)
I refuse to drive with my passenger windows fogged up.
My ex is a car dealer. I sometimes drive cars he has in stock. I had a lot of hauling to do last week, so I took an Ford Expedition. After the snow, I got a step stool and a long broom & cleaned the roof off. Took about 20 minutes. There’s no excuse not to clean it off.
VCNJ~
you are welcome on my highways!
It was actually worse because the slab was mostly ice - we had about 2’ snow followed by icy rain and it compacted everything down into blocks of ice. I actually saw it start to slide off the truck and had to time to think, “Crap, I hope that’s just snow” before it slammed into my car. Who knew Toyota made shitty cars that can’t withstand almost a half ton of ice and snow landing on them.
But I concede this battle to Scumpup - yep, your penis is bigger than mine. Well played sir!
We were having a penis battle?
Technically, only you were. The rest of us were pretty sure that the type of car didn’t matter, and were mostly discussing how inconsiderate and stupid people are who don’t clean their cars and trucks.
No, see I already said I was being an ass in this thread. Perhaps you had anatomy a while back and forgot, but asses and penises are different structures and have different functions which don’t overlap.
Oh, I agree you’re being an ass. But you’re being an ass by waving your dick around, your disingenuous posturing notwithstanding.
Hopefully this debate will continue until the next snow fall, at which time you can both use the boners you get pitting each other as gauges for the snow depth.
Don’t be ridiculous. You can’t stick an erect penis in snow and expect it to remain hard enough long enough to get an accurate measurement. Honestly…
Meanwhile…
Back in Gotham City…
Disingenuous? Cool word. Do you know what it means? Please explain how you think I’m being disingenuous. No fair running to a dictionary first.
BTW, if I were waving my dick around, I wouldn’t be posting. It’s a two-handed job.
I’d just like to say - stop whinging. I’d kill to get 18" of snow, whether it fell off the back of a lorry or not. Here in my part of England we haven’t had more than an inch of snow for a decade, and not a flake this winter 
I miss winters - we always used to get them. Stupid global warming…
Stop acting like a jerk, Scumpup. Being obnoxious and provocative just to tick people off is trolling. Knock it off–now, and don’t do it again.
Your posting privs will be up for grabs if you don’t clean up your act.
Veb
Oh man, you’re so bad at this, it’s not even fun anymore.
/unsubscribes