RT, caught up in an alternate reality by the Simulpost’s Cat paradox, laughs his ass off at PaulYeah’s link, looks back at the thread, realizes that it was Shadowfox’ ‘double slingshot’ that nailed him to begin with.
So he steps back into the thread, loads up a good, wet snowball, and pastes Shadowfox a good one!
Falcon EEPS, realizing she’s trapped in the snowbank…or IS she? Kicking her legs wildly, she manages to get out AND cover both RT and VB in snow in the process!
And RT hon…I got you with a face full of snow too. Maybe I can recreate that at the DC Doper gathering?
Running away, laughing…next? And thanks for calling me a sassy bird, VB!
Not a chance, Falcon; I’m really a much better at a RL snowball fight than online…but you’re welcome to try! 
Run away, willya? I’ll just have to get my revenge over at Bucky’s! 
Zette and her miniature clone, Mini Zette get loaded up with slushballs…
Mini Zette prepares to fire…
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
RT…you wouldn’t hurt a lady now, wouldja??? batting eyes
Don’t fall for it, RT; she batted her eyes at me on the pillow fight thread, and all it got me was peppermint oil in uncomfortable places!
< VB circles around and nails Falcon right in the tail feathers with an ice ball! >
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
yelps, turning around glaring at VB… Yeah, but you got a nice backrub out of it! Fine, I see my charms are wasted on you…(wasn’t that way at Bucky’s! Hmpf!), so…
Falcon grabs another slush-ball, flinging it at VB’s face. Ooooo…direct hit. 
Narile decides heck with it! And starts firing the trebuchet every which way as fast as he can cock and load it.
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
Can’t help it, VB, I’m a sucker for that shit. Still…
::smacks Falcon in the chest with snowball::
C’mon, Falcon, there must be a dry room with a fireplace over at Bucky’s mansion where we can dry these wet clothes out!
And a good selection of paddles…
Oh Falcon! I had forgotten the back rub and front wash Buckys’ is different!
Let me get the slush off my kisser and we’ll return there…
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
::Steps up to lob a snowball over the wall of Sue’s fort. Then his eyes go wide as he realizes he’s stepped right in Narile’s line of fire.::
Oh…
Shi…
::Freezes::
Eschew Obfuscation
Narile lets Tengu have it, six pounds of snow lofted well on target.
Sees Vestal and Falcon standing next to each other, quickly loads the 'pult with six or seven snowballs and lofts them thataway
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
::Turns and takes the shot from Narile square on the shoulders. The impact knocks him off balance and he starts rolling down the hill.::
Oh…
Shit…
Heeeeeeeeelp…!
::Rolls hard into Falc and VB’s legs, knocking them into a snowbank::
Thanks for helping me stop.
::Jumps to his feet, brushes himself off, and wanders away.::
Eschew Obfuscation
< Vestal jumps up and helps Falcon to her feet >
Damnit Tengu, quit horsing around! It’s time to capture the trebuchet and undertake to lay siege to Shadow Fox on top of her hill. She has a strategic advantage that makes our position rather untenable, and I for one refuse to just lay here while under fire! :mad:
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.
…And gets buried under a river of snow.
Ahee hee hee. Snow blowers are fun!!!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Vestal, glancing up sees Shadow drawing bead on his noggin, does a shoulder roll behind a hedge, and shadow loses sight of him; her bosoms heaving and heart pounding, she stares around wildly, wondering where he could have gone, forgetting RT…
VB
Tempus is fugiting all over the place! Carpe that diem!
::Climbs slowly and stealthily up the hill, in time to see Shadow burried by Sealemon.::
Well, that’s a bummer. Oh, well.
::Steps up behind Shadow, who is still sputtering and getting to her feet.::
Hi.
Bye.
::Pushes her off the hill.::
Eschew Obfuscation
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
VB stands up behind the hedge and gives the thumbs up to Tengu! Way to go! a great one-two punch by Seale and Tengu! The hill is ours, and now all we have to do is capture Nariles’ Trebuchet!
VB
Tempus is fugiting all over the place! Carpe that diem!