I was talking with Washte this evening, and we agreed it’s been too long since we’ve had a good, absurd MPSIMS thread.
Here’s the deal. Wherever you are, including you Aussie Dopers, picture a nice quantity of new fallen snow, perfect for making snowballs. Who’s your target? 
Oh, Punha!! Vanilla!! Eh, Osiris, I got some real kine shave ice for ya!
CJ
:ducks behind a virtual snowman!:
Only snowballs? Seems rather boring… 
Cougarfang grabs a nearby hose and starts making icicle traps in discreet locations
Muahaha…
Ah yes… well I shall run quickly around the snowman and Tackle CJhoworth so she can get to Making those Snow angels 
Then, once she is distracted snag her stash of snowballs and go hunting down mouthbreather
Since I busted my butt on the ice slick, I’m firin’ three at Cougarfang for unauthorized use of the hose. 
:wanders on by, gets hit with misaimed snowball. Falls down, crying and then wetting self:
Ice Wolf, not being an Aussie, and therefore exempted from th’ action as per th’ OP, just leans across the fence, and watches, laughing.
: picks up a huge firm ball of snow and pegs one at the smug Ice Wolf :
: runs off shouting “Exempt, my arse!” and falls into Cougarfang’s trap
: trips over Goo, gets back up, launches an armful at Cougarfang, grabs the hose, starts making more icicle traps :
:shivers a little, and starts to whine some more from the pain of frozen urine.:
:Begins to get up, only to be hit by a nasty and massive ice-ball that someone through. Iceball knocks Meatros out cold…resulting in more urine…:
Make that threw.
:Helps Meatros up and loads the snowball launcher of DOOM!:
Hey Ice Wolf, I hereby rename you Snow Puppy! Incoming!!!
CJ
::MsRobyn sneaks up behind Ice Wolf and cjhoworth and stuffs snow down their collars::
::MsRobyn spies Airman Doors lurking about and stuffs snow down his collar too ;)::
Robin
While MsRobyn works on Doors, RT catches her right under the chin with a snowball, which drips down the front of her neck. Then, wimp that he is, he runs like crazy!!
: turns the hose on everyone in the field :
::vigorously shakes water off::
Man, SpazCat, that was vicious!!
::heads inside for a hot shower::
::MsRobyn waits patiently outside the bathroom with a nice, juicy snowball with RT’s name on it :D::
Robin
WHEW
I read the title of this and got VERY scared.
That is all: continue!
Brrrrr-r-r-r-rrrrrr!!!
Y’know, it’s always – man, that stuff is cold! – the neutrals who get dragged into – hey! Hey! You try anything else with that there hose, SpazCat, I’ll …!! – where was I? Oh, yeah. We get dragged into all this kinda stuff. Just 'cause we’re neutral.
Hey! OP! [cjhoworth turns] Ta muchly for th’ thread!
snowball tossed with unreal precision, 'cause this is fiction, and I can’t really toss for you-know-what
SPLOTT!!
Now, where’s that Goo, th’ dear, dear Aussie cousin o’ mine …??
Bwa-ha-ha! This is only the beginning of my nefarious plan!
: begins pumping water directly from a convenient nearby icemaker :
Lady Ice sets up Hot Chocolate Stand.
Sign says:
Hot Chocolate w/ whipped cream $1.00
With Peppermint Schnapps $2.50
Starts whipping snow balls at everyone nearby.