We had so much fun last year…
FOOD FIGHT!!!
arm yourselves!
This wishbone makes a great slingshot when you put a rubber band across the ends! Now, who do I point the splotch of stuffing at? Bwa ha ha hah!
Mashed Potatoes, Coming Through!
::dumps a ladle’s worth of gravy on Guin’s hair::
a good drumstick with theskin still on makes a surprisingly good projectile.
::Indiscriminately flings a huge handfull of yucky tinned cranberry sauce towards the other end of the table::
Who brought these whipped sweet potatoes?!?
Infidels!
:: lobs a fistful across the room, hitting the portrait of Winston Churchill above Zenster’s head ::
Uh oh.
Hey, JavaMaven, think fast!
:::heaves one big, steaming glop of mashed rutabaga:::
Nothin’ but net.
So, you don’t like the fake, can-shapped cranberry sauce, eh? You want the real kind, you say? Well, here ya go!
hurls a big wad of the nasty real sauce stuff straight at Zenster’s head
Hmm. I have this grape juice and this REAL cranberry sauce here, and …
::spots the OPer herself::
Hey, Guin, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about?
::throws the plate of sauce and the glass of juice at Guin::
How you’d look with that on you.
Nah, not yer color …
*grabs the can of whip cream, aims at bouv HA HA!!!
squirts some in her mouth first
::scrapes away a faceful of more yucky tinned cranberry sauce::
::flings a whipped cream laden pumpkin pie at bouv while making Three Stooges noises::
Woohoo! Good fight!
grabs the green bean casserole and begins flinging spoonfuls indescriminately around the room at assembled Dopers
:grabs a couple freshly buttered rolls:
:throws one roll at punha and one at Zenster before ducking quickly out of site:
sniff how immature…
[silence]
YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
jumps right in the middle of the fight, flinging sweet peas and gravy wildly
Alright! I got the pumpkin pie, AND the whipped cream to go with it! What else do we got here? Ah!
hefts the HUGE 50 lb turkey (yes, 50 lbs! (hey, we got a LOT of people here)) over his head, looks for victim, realizes turkey is too heavy and falls on his ass
Ouch! Alright, I’ll just throw some of this nasty stuffing with raisins in it. (Really now, who puts raisins is stuffing? The nerve of some people)
hurls nasty raisin laiden stuffing into the crowd
Hmmm…well, how would you like some mashed potatos!
launches a mini catapault of mashers at iampunha
Ha!
::opens his mouth for the potatoes 'cuz he’s damn hungry::
:: potatoes hit him square in the gut ::
::staggers back, Ã la Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride::
My last words: “No kiss for you at Phillydope, Guin.”
What’s goin- SMACK!!
wipes pumpkin pie out of hair
Alright that’s enough! who started this food fight?! now stop it everyone!! i said stop! STOP!. . .SMACK! wipes whipped cream out ears[sigh] ah, well. . .
picks up cranberry sauce bowl and hurls across the room
Oops! sorry Guin! it must have slipped! evil grin as Guin wipes stuff out of her eyes
picks up whipped cream
why, iampunha! have you grown a white beard for Christmas? another evil grin ;)ah ha ha ha ha!
good fight! lets not stop now!
Hmmmmmm…this turkey doesn’t have enough stuffing.
<Picks turkey up and slams it down onto punha’s head>
That’s better.
Brussel sprouts are excellent projectiles… See?? I can throw them there and there and there and there and…
<flinging sprouts with wild and reckless abandon - like confetti!!>