::wakes up from coma induced by lack of oxygen from turkey::
::finds a nice glob of gravy and some mashed potatoes::
::makes Jester a new seat. On his seat::
Hey, Jester, dude, we got a bathroom. Ain’t no need to … 
Hell, that’s about all the gross little things are good for!
Least I’ll throw you something that tastes good.
::cuts two slices of pecan pie, hurls them at Guin and FCM::
Pecan Pie? What the hell is that, RT? Go with the original gag, my friend. A …
::grabs cream pie from table and sticks it in RTFirefly’s face::
THAT!
::RUNNING AS FAST AS HE CAN::
Gglmmbpht!!
%&$#@! kids…
::while RT is temporarily blinded, punha runs out the door and sees TruePisces sneaking around with a big pot of … ::
::whispering:: Hey, TruePisces, want some help with that? I know where Jester and Guin are hiding, and there’s a big pile of brussel sprouts leading to FCM. Whaddya say, partners in crime?
You forgot the gravy!
pours gravy down the back of Jester’s pants
Thank you Guin for not tossing the stuff down MY pants:)
::along with TruePisces, tosses the pot of hot liquid over FCM and Jester’s heads::
Hey, punha, this “partners in crime” thing is working out pretty good. I see some of the raw veggies left over from the appetizers. Think they could use a little garnish?
:crawls over to the platter of veggies and lots of ranch dressing. She slides it carefully off the table and sneaks back over to punha:
On three?
And now I’m going to have to get lurker with some of those veggies for impersonating me again.
:decides to forget the veggies and throws the bowl of ranch dressing at lurker instead. Grins at him and throws him a kiss before ducking back down behind relative cover.:
ah-HAH! there’s the pritty little fairy…
chucks a glop of mashed sprouts back at FairyChatMom
ducks
*throws corn-on-the-cob at Jester(
see, there’s an advantage to being sma-
SPLAT
&^%&(^&^!!!
<Picks up two turkey basters>
Now you’re all in biiiiiiiiiiiiig trouble.
Hey punha and True Pisces! Heads up!
<SPLAT>
Heh heh.
<Discreetly kicks a bowl of green bean casserole onto Guin’s head>
That’s for saying you don’t like leftovers! [sub]Oh, and the whole “gravy down the pants” thing, too.[/sub]
Damn you, Jester! Now you’re really in for it!
:starts lobbing carrots and broccoli at Jester, pausing only long enough to reach behind her and grab the can of whipped cream. She stands up quickly, aims and…:
DIE JESTER DIE!!!
Oh yeah. Like I’m ever up at 9 am on Saturday. You know that was you…
picks up stuffing bowl and uses a spoon to catapulte it towards iampunha and TruePisces
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
ducks under a table and finds a turkey no one used yet
he-he-he! evil grin
jumps out from under table and throws turkey across the room, no particular target
oh shit. it hits TruePisces who still has veges left
runs like the wind while she still can
lurker, if you thought you’d get something good out of it, you’d be up at 5 am! (Of course, that doesn’t mean that you wouldn’t go right back to bed afterwards…)
ozonebaby, you’re in for it now!
:lobs the last of her veggies at ozonebaby and looks around for something else to arm herself with:
Ah, the candied yams!
:runs after ozonebaby with a handful of yams dripping in their juice, sticky marshmallows hanging on resolutely:
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP, A MAD PERSON IS AFTER ME!!!
stops running
what am i doing?! picks up a pumokin pie, aims and fires!
while Guin is temporarilly blinded, ozonebaby sprays some whipped cream into her mouth first and then. . .
want some whipped cream with that pie, Guin?
Guin now looks like a snowman
ha-ha! oops! did i ruin your new pants! i am sooooooooo sorry! NOT! ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
dives under table because she can see Guin’s red cheeks burning throught the pie
yikes!
jumps out from under table as Guin throws
opens mouth wide :o
it’s not like I’m going to let good food go to waste
SMACK!!!
you know Guin, my mouth is down here, not in my hair. yuck! i think my hair is dyed orange now. . .cool!
gravy, eh. . .while luck’s back is turned, pores down back
picks up a fresh bowl of jello(don’t ask)dumps onto RT’s head
like jello, RT? pst, Jester, want to team up to get Guin back for your soggy pants and my orange hair?
while ozonebaby plots with Jester, Guin takes advantage of their distraction and smashes a whole stick of butter into ozone’s hair.
Gee, Guin, don’t you know you can’t mix orange with yellow?!
picks up mashed potatoes and gives Guin her second dinner